Real gooners call out fake gooners
Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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Hmmm a mass marketed free marvel thing or a ps5 exclusive game we know nothing about other than a vague understanding of setting? Clearly the one I’m gooning over
Fake gooners only play games if they’re attracted to the main characters, REAL gooners find something to goon to regardless of the game
Professional have standards. You need breaks between sesh anyways cause it gets boring after all a while… not that I’d know of course, I never stop.
erm actually marvel rivals is free ☝️🤓
Arsenal lost horribly today, these posts are quite confusing on days like this.
I have to say it, some literal porn games seem to have more interesting parts to them than gooner bait lol
I mean if you solely played games based off how attractive a character is, you’d be bored. I played Mouthwashing and I’m not attracted to Jimmy in the slightest. Didn’t negate the gameplay
I know the answer is racism and the “porn brain to pedophilia” pipeline, but it still blows my mind that this is the hill they’re dying on. Not only is Tati Gabrielle like the prettiest woman in the world but they don’t even use an unflattering frame or angle or fake image like they’ve been doing the past few years with Fable girl, Aloy, Ciri, etc. like guys, if you want a shred of legitimacy outside your very small but very loud circle, you have to at least pretend to be complaining about bad things
I really respect gooners who are like ” this character makes my pp go up , I would goon. This character doesn’t make my pp up , I would skip”.
They just goon to whoever they want and don’t complain about woke or whatever nonsense they can spit.
Hell Real gooners don’t care about that. They are Goonists.
We need to differentiate Gooners and Grifters tbh.
#RealGoonersOnlyGoon
Professional gooner here. I write goon fanfic. Even I agree. Why would I base my interest in a game based on how a character looks? I played a lot of Male MC games. They’re not my type, I like twinks. But I played them and loved them. If I wanted to goon, I’ll just write fanfic about them.
Gooners used to have taste. Now they all just like cookie cutter stuff. Both the women in the post are hot in their own ways.
I’ve seen more people thirsting over Mr. Fantastic, I even saw a fanart with 45k likes therefore the true key to success is adding hairy dads.
A $20 skin (I think?) in a free game Vs a $70 game, i wonder who’ll sell more
He’s literally me fr
Rivals has more men to goon to, I’ve made my choice
Which one will sell more?
Probably the one that isn’t free, since that’s how sales works
That’s a wild choice for comparison lmao. Character ass cheeks go against a whole upper body…
I don’t know what the second image is or why it keeps popping up but am I the only one who thinks she looks like a badass? I thought the appeal of protagonists was that they looked cool (which can but is not required to include being good looking)
What has the world come to? We got gooner on gooner violence!
If people only bought video games because they were sexually attracted to the main / player character I’d like them to explain why the best selling video game of all time is Minecraft.
Spoiler: >!voxelphiles!<
You’re trying to tell me that I wouldn’t fuck anyone who would die for Freedom, Democracy, and Liberty? You’re in over your head. Face the wall.
Gooner civil war is gonna kick off
Casual Gooner vs Ranked Gooner
As a legally registered Goon Squadron member with a laminated card, that Intergalactic game actually looks really cool!
I’m interested to see Naughty Dog do something that seemingly isn’t an over the shoulder shooter & I love space sci-fi.
Pretty much true lol gooners going to goon for life
Like marvel rivals is good but like it takes up too much space and runs like shit compared to other games of its genre ,so it super unoptimized
So they scarified the 3rd pillar of game design have good art and gameplay but then then the actuall like structures that hold thet up are bad
It’s funny how much they used to make fun of anyone who had “consume product, don’t ask questions” mentality many years ago.
It’s him. The one true gooner.
Can’t we have male sexy characters for once?
If I wanted to stare at a flat ass I’d look in a mirror.
You know what.
Hell yeah
True gooners know that Susan’s blue costume in the game is better than her store costume anyway.
Just have a separate screen playing porn non stop while playing games on another screen like a normal person. Why is my fps so low? Because part of my bandwith and processing power is having a guy get railed on another screen, casual
When the fake gooncel says something pornphobic
Do these people desperately need to have an enemy or ? Why can’t they goon and let me enjoy story and cool characters at the same time ?
This is so stupid
thats actually not a bad take
like yes i am human i find fictional humans hot
but i dont make it my personality and i dont complain just bc i dont find someone hot. i just vibe.
also that skin in specific would imo be sm hotter if it didnt have ass hanging out. except for thar part i love it tbh
“If this is how you feel, how did you ever play Super Mario Bros? Unless…”
I bet that the middle guy plays all sorts of games with “tough male protagonists” in them. You can smell it on a screenshot of a tweet.
Slightly off topic but that left one’s outfit seems like it would be creating hardcore wedgies if you did anything besides walk calmly in it
But she’s not even ugly!!
Thats why i only play starcraft. So many things to fuck
Why is the man on the right bald? Does he have cancer?
as a Grade A gooner, I want both. 🤷 particularly in the bedroom.
Well the game being shown on the left is free sooooooo