Bought the “Women fear me, fish love me: because I fuck the fish.” shirt and waited months for it to come. There was a misprint and now I own a shirt that only says “BECAUSE I FUCK THE FISH” on the front.


This you OP?

That’s… quite a shirt.

I think it gets the same message across still.

I don’t understand how that message changes all that much in either message. They both mean the same thing, no?

I’m trying to understand why you would want to wear the shirt, even if it was not missprinted?

Granted I’m drunk but how is this different from what you expected? You’re fucking fish either way.


there are no accidents.

Saved yourself the embarrassment of wearing either shirt

I must be getting old….I don’t understand this saying 🤷

Makes you realize how dumb the message is in the first place. Even with a misprint you’re still getting the exact same message across.

The correct one wasn’t that much better dude

I’m sorry this happened, like that sucks. But this is hilarious. In fact, I think it’s even better than what you wanted originally. As others have said, wear it with pride! lol

The bane of your local Bass Pro fishtank

So you got an improvement.

You received the shirt you deserve, not the shirt you wanted.

Fish can’t give consent, ya know.

I’m sorry this is hilarious 😂