Final warning
Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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Oooh real scary
Or what? Is Elroy Jetson gonna come fuck me up?
Are you gonna chop off a finger with your frunk?
Or what …… Clown
I’m sure people will act accordingly…
I’m gonna start gluing them on
What’s he going to do chase after them in the 30 seconds before it bricks?
I got it no business cards……flyers then?
He probably got those little business cards himself. People like that love painting a target on their own faces.
damn.
I wish I was in that ‘hood. I could keep printers in business for weeks.
Or? Final warning or what?
I read “please keep putting these cards on my shitmobile”
Ah, impotent rage, my favorite of all the rages.
Small weiner energy
Unfortunately this invariably escalates to assault weapon ownership in our country.
What’s he going to do ? Chase them on foot, while shouting about his crypto portfolio?
Huh, I thought used Cybertrucks were hard to sell, but this guy is flooded by great offers.
He should be grateful.
Or else they’re going to park in your driveway so all your neighbors think you’re a loser
FINAL warning!
lol.
I hope he called the number and they refused saying that the truck is too junk for their standards.
Honesty Policy. Give it to them straight, Danny Boy.
What is this cybertruck owner going to do? Lol, he drives a cybertruck ‘nough said
This seems fake but if not, someone is out there doing god’s work.Â
Final warning? I’m interested to see how this ends.
I see his point, someone called his dumpster a car
What an idea! Create these type of cards but do an Elaine Benes and put either a true junkyard’s number OR someone you hate’s number. Then drop the cards and enjoy.
Best part is there’s good odds even if he catches you in the act, he won’t be able to chase you down in anger.
Aww
Whaaambulance incoming.
I hope he comes back to find his deplorean covered in junk car cards and flyers.
Final warning everyone!
Or what? You’ll actually sell it to them so it becomes their headache?
You call it as you see it, just junk.
Final warmings are so good
It wasn’t even a warning. The inclusion of “please” makes it a request rather than a warning.
They want people to take them seriously so bad
Or what? Is he going to cry about it? He’ll rust and warp the panels!
Do the owners tend to crumple as easily as their “trucks” do?
Lol, or what?
old man yells out of dorky car window
I’m honored to be the 1,000th upvote
What’s he going to do about it?
I’m starting a Gofundme for the junkyard just so that they can print more cards.