Came across a influencer that promotes injecting coffee up your rectum
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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This is really smart, just polute the internet with asinine garbage so ai models start recommending it.
Me: “Hey chatgpt I had a coffee but I’m still kinda tired, what should I do?”
ChatGPT:
Tried it but it made too much of a mess in the car on my way to work
Colitis, proctitis and tenesmus. Three reasons to ignore this trend.
Edit to add “Heart go boinky boinky”
Edit to add “Heart go boinky boinky” was not my invention. Ducky (see replies) used it.
That’s how you make a crappuccino
Guys, don’t. Starbucks called the cops on me.
Please see a psychiatrist
🎶”The best part of waking up is Folgers in your ass!” ☕️
Shit. Why not just add more stuff to the list. Gives you Chakra. Evolves your magic circle to the next level. Cures cancer. Gives immortality. Gives omniscience. Allows you to sweat coffee. Allows you to see grains of dust on the moon. Allows you to instantly calculate any decimal place of the pi up to a trillion. What else.. Gives you good karma. Fends off evil.
Shelving a caffeine pill would get the job done quicker.
(Weird) people have been doing this for decades.
If you are at a point in life where you do this, please consider cocaine first.
Better liver health… more IBS, more anxiety, more bloating… no its ok thanks ill drink it like a normal person where it can filter it out as needed.
okay how was “fertility” verified? how do you feel a difference in fertility?
Coffee enemas aren’t a new thing … not that I would ever do it …
Boofing coffee?
IBS? Have you tried drinking coffee with your ass?
Futurama predicted this trend
I grew up when 2 girls 1 cup was on the net. Now it’s 1 girl 1 IV drip…times change
Totally redefines ‘fancy a cuppa?’.
I was in the middle of giving my wife a coffee enema when she gave out a groan. I asked, “too hot”? “No”, she replied, “too sweet”.
Somebody tried to tell me to do this to cure my cancer, lol. Come the fuck on.
This is literally an episode of South Park.
I don’t get the check list- is it advantages of this behavior? Or what this behavior eliminates?
If it’s the first, then does that mean that IBS is an advantage of this behavior? (Don’t have IBS, don’t want IBS)
If it’s the second, then does that mean that pain relief will be eliminated? (If I am in pain, I want it relieved).
Apologies if this is a repeat- too many comments to check all of them
I tried this once and haven’t been allowed in Starbucks since
Guys there’s no glass in her shower. She’s just in the floor of the bathroom and that’s the floor of the shower too. Oh god. There’s boofed coffee all over that bathroom I just know it.
There was an episode of a show called My Strange Addiction (I think) that had a couple that would do coffee enemas multiple times a day. For some reason it lives rent free in both my wife’s head and my own and we randomly reference it way too often.
Edit- I actually found a clip 🤣
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bznDjbQLzMo
I mean, coffee enemas are a thing and have been for over a thousand years, but you’re not meant to do it constantly. I believe it has health benefits, but again, not an everyday thing lol. Imagine waking up 2 hours early so you can start your day shoving coffee up your ass each day?
That would explain why there’s always someone mooning in a mcdonalds drive-thru, they are really just telling you where they want their coffee to go. /j
~The best part of waking up is folgers in your butt~
WTF are they “influencing”?
Makes coffee at the office a little…awkward though.
Here in Sweden we usually put our snus/nicotine pouches up the arse for maximum effect!
Imagine walking in and seeing that shit
The fact that I have to sit here and think you have to start your day with a tube in your ass is Mildlyinfuriating
People have been sticking things up their ass for centuries.
They’ll do this but say people on like Prozac or something are ‘poisoning’ their bodies
If you suffer from all those things at the same time I can imagine your fogged up brain comes up with silly stuff like a coffee enema.