Nerdy boys
Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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Squeeze my tits and tell me how Donald Duck is the strongest magic wielder in the extended Final Fantasy universe
These posts reflect my deepest cravings well enough to hurt me. But I keep coming back.
This but he sits in MY lap and MY hands wonder all over HIM
That time my partner (a mortician) explained the embalming process to me while tracing each step along my body
Bonus points when he starts getting hard and you can feel it pressing into you.
Mmph
“Let’s see how long you’re gonna paint that mini figure with your dick in my hand.”
Absolute perfection. Laps are thrones :3 plus he gets to give all the cute kisses and hickeys ♡
If I wasn’t supposed to sit on nerdy boy’s laps then whyyyy am I lap sized 😫😫
Let me tell you about metal gear SOLID lore
wander*
I need to be on the giving end of this
*sigh* Where were all of you when I was in high school and college?
For real though, this dude taught me how to play a videogame he likes and as he’s sitting there explaining which weapon is best to use etc. I’ve never wanted to just sit on someones face more. Lol Like, Yes, teach me you cute nerd.
I wish my bf would go on nerdy rants more often
Guys but hear me out,
D&D date 🔥🔥🔥🔥
I would certainly like to find someone who enjoys listening to me go on about nerdy stuff
I’m to “plus size” to be sat in anyone’s lap. I will literally suffocate him
Funnier when the yapping is being done by the one sitting on the lap, so the hands can explore how far they can go without derailing the conversation.
Uh I would happily volunteer as tribute. I hope you’re okay with some awkward stuttering and blushing.
This feeling is mutual though.
A nerdy girl that can’t stop yapping about her nerdy interest and then just slowly letting my fingers glide over her legs as I attentively listen and try to ask questions to explain the intricacies of certain subjects within her niche.
But naturally being treated like this as I talk about stuff is an equal dream! If she can handle my fat ass though I want to sit on her lap, or lay against her chest, or be the little spoon for her as I do this.
This is so relatable lol. My girlfriend gets so insecure about herself all the time and i am just like “baby, we nerd out about dungeons and dragons, baulders gate, science fiction, and game of thrones all day. I got the fucking dream girlfriend!”
Plus she lets me go on my autistic rambles for extended periods of time. Many times while cuddling, im on her lap, or shes on mine, or when we watch game of thrones for the fifth time but our first time together, and we get to share lore a and history with each other.
She even lets me go into topics she normally isn’t into!!! Shes getting me into startrek, and i ramble on halo lore all the time.
Does info dumping about twelve random unrelated topics in the span of 30 minutes count
WANDER
So yeah it’s called traumatic insemination, basically the adult male bed bug doesn’t really care where they stabs their massive barbed penis anywhere and everywhere to inseminate the female, they will even do it to other bugs as well. Females also still have vaginas that work like normal. Bed bugs the Mr. Garrison of bugs, truly fucks them all to death.
Okay Ngl nerdy boys want this as well.
OK, so on the current menu, we have Stardew Valley facts, my feelings on the book “The Gods Themselves” by Isaac Asimov that I just finished, or why most house plants actually have very similar light and water needs.
Take your pick, and have a seat
In my library? Drawing on my shisha?
If anyone is interested in exchanging something similar to affection/interest/horny/something for a shitload of elder scrolls,Star wars or monster hunter trivia/lore/infodumping that shit in your brain until it can’t work properly anymore…
Let me know
Wander? Nah I’ve got my eye on the prize (that’s every part if you)
as a nerdy guy my lap is very available
Gosh I love nerdy boys 😊
Can I sit on someone’s lap and yap about the stuff I write 👉👈
Is this sub more men or women? I can’t tell sometimes.
Wander but yes!
I am deep in enemy territory, requesting backup, over.
I yearn for the touch of a woman so I agree entirely. I can ramble about all kinds of nerdy video game shit.