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Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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Alcohol naturally forms in fruit.
They were told there would be no fact checking
Further proof these idiots don’t read their Bibles.
I’m convinced that majority of American Christians aren’t actually Christian, they just really like to hide behind a label and make it up as they go
I really hope crazy right wingers go after alcohol. It could be the one thing that kills their entire political engine.
God also didn’t make the first iPhone, but people still use it like it’s a miracle.
Theocracy is coming by the people who has twisted the words of Jesus to a point where it’s no longer recognizable. They use Jesus as an idol but do nothing he wanted.
Fun fact, there are giant clouds of alcohol in space.
Sadly, it’s the kind that makes you go blind.
https://phys.org/news/2014-09-alcohol-clouds-space.html
They need to actually read their fairytale book.
It was non-alcoholic wine, according to the church I grew up in 😂
Jesus was a fallen man?
If we look away from fairytales we know when fruit rots on the ground the yeast ferments the sugar and alcohol is produced.
Drunk moose in gardens with apple trees are not unheard of in NorwayÂ
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Monks have entered the chat.
These idiots always have these internal mic drop moments. Grinning smugly as he presses ‘post’. The problem is most of them have zero sense of shame or embarrassment even when they single handily make themselves look like fucking potato’s
Jesus turned water into wine.
Fk Jesus, this disgusting fallen man! 🤡
Humans, all primates, deer, birds…animals of all kinds first experienced being drunk off of fruit that fermented on the tree naturally.
Not sure how those birds are getting drunk on the fermented cherries beneath my tree if only fallen men make alcohol. Must have been a woman. /s
Even bread contains alcohol.
Alcohol frequently occurs in fallen fruit. Animals have often got shitfaced on it.
How bout all those monks making the best liquors ever
This guy obviously has never seen squirrels or birds getting drunk off of fermented windfall apples
Like doesn’t communion have you drink wine (or grape juice now? Because Jesus offered wine as his blood or something like that?
Yeast produce the fucking alcohol!
Why are religious people so ignorant of their own religion?
That’s right. Instead he gave us weed.
I guess tiff shuttlesworth has never heard of auto brewery syndrome.
Elephants getting drunk from eating fruit.
https://youtu.be/8MxNLg3rCdw?si=DSxwsxSIV6fop6uH