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Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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Hey, that’s why you always have socks
Toilet seat covers are amazingly useful
Well at least it wasn’t more solid than liquid
Always keep paper towels in your pockets.
Another helpful thing is to always have a water bottle with the nozzle lids. Great for emergency bidet. Just don’t drink from it afterwards.
Worse case scenario, see if there is any paper towels at the sinks.
Good thing we got this template back
Steal from the other stalls.
Looks like you’re walking home without socks or underwear
Use your underwear and leave em behind
Canadian meme maker spotted 🫵😮
And from that day on, OP started taking a extra pair of socks anywhere he went.
I once knew a homeless guy I was actually pretty good friends with him he lived in the woods by my house You could ask him “hey Josh is it a one sock day or two sock day?”and figure out how bad of a day he was having
In my school there was a kid who went through this and it was a mess. He stayed there for like 30 minutes without knowing what to do until the teacher sent a classmate to check on him. Shit was on walls and floor. He tried to clean himself with his hoodie. They called his mom so he could change his clothes and go home. Poor guy
Gg
You have two socks and some underwear. Use em
Perhaps for the next time, Depend’s are undetectable, so they say
Scoot over to the paper towel roll and use them. Hope no one walks in.
OP just contact a Part-Time Hero to give you some pocket tissues.
Use your underwear and socks
Real men and women just use it as war paint
This is a portable bidet ad right here
I swear my store **NEVER** has toilet paper in **ANY** stall after 5pm. They times I see it it’s shit time.
Just yell for help, someone will come.
You can tell he is British from wash room
Flush the toilet, and use clean water to clean your butthole.
Eat it ;), just curl around your body and lick dat hole like a dog
Put yo ass inside the sink and fill it up to the brim