academic gambling

If “None of the Above” or “All of the above” is an answer you gotta pick them. If both are available you are fucked.

me in every single exam lol

Eenie-meenie-miney-moe-ing every exam all the way to graduation

D is for ‘Don’t question it, just pick it.’

It’s never “none of the above.” I feel like every teacher I’ve had said, “it’s never none of the above” when talking about their tests.

D is for doubt, and yes my safety escape.

I had a professor in college who used “All of the above” and “both A and C” type answers. The problem was that the quiz program he used would randomize the order of the answers, and didn’t even have letters associated with them so you had no idea if the “all of the above” meant literally every answer, or only the first one because the all of the above option was answer #2.

My calculus 1 professor made every multiple choice answer have “none of the above” as an answer so on top of not being able to use a calculator you’d be easily self gas lit into thinking you don’t know basic math. And you’d be right when it’s the pressure of an exam where historically people average a 40 or 50 in said class.

Some exams that I’ve given have had a mandatory 5th option as ‘none of the above’ for every question. I have trauma now.