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*looks left*. *looks right*
Who the fuck are you talking about lol
Remember, no dry inertia-ramming anal on Valentine’s. Use some lube, show her you appreciate her.
she doesn’t know she’s already rubbing her Valentine’s Day present
(All I can afford on this T-mobile paycheck)
you’re on reddit, do you think ANYONE here has a partner?
Would have been funny if it was relatable. Redditors don’t have girlfriends.
This isn’t funny
Little does she know I lost both of our money on Hawk tuah Bitcoins? 🙂↔️
If she rubs your meat be a gentleman and eat her clam
Wait is that how I’m supposed to act? I’m not just supposed to ask my partner if they want a quick dip?
I don’t get it, is this about the seggs? Because i always do the seggs
r/lostredditors
Bold of you to assume that we all want/expect something on Valentine’s Day.
That’s just toxic bullshit and I hope these relationships don’t actually exist.
If you have a girlfriend like that move on.
My girlfriend and me don’t do anything in valentines day. We do little things for each other every day. No need for that bullshit.
Life is too short for this garbage.
Just another incell.
Nahh
Sometimes all men need is silence
Bold of you to assume redditors have gf
Is she sitting here in the room with us now?
Can’t have rich people problems if you don’t have money.
You actually think females get nicer before valentines? Shows you haven’t had much experience with the fairer sex. It’s a complete vaginal government shutdown, because they are slowly building a unrealistic, uber clichéd idea in their heads of what you should do, without telling you any of it.
My friend, set the bar low, and every year raise it by .1%. They demand continuous improvement and have zero capability for forgiveness, with 100% emotional recall of any and all mistakes, be it real or imagined.