Yellow cholesterol nodules in patient’s skin built up from eating a diet consisting of only beef, butter and cheese. His total cholesterol level exceeded 1,000 mg/dL. For context, an optimal total cholesterol level is under 200 mg/dL, while 240 mg/dL is considered the threshold for ‘high.’
Mans turning into a ribeye steak in front of our eyes
If the plane goes down this is the guy you cook first
Mmm… Butterfingers
Hamburger Help Him
At this point, his blood is basically butter with a hint of beef.
This mf sweating Mac n cheese sauce
I should eat more veggies
Just saying, when dude dies, do NOT cremate! The ensuing grease fire would take down a city block.
his body’s all “dang there’s so much of this yellow stuff, where should we put it? i know! the lines and inner knuckles of the hand, of course! it was so obvious all along!”
A FLORIDA MAN—is the start of the article title, LMAO.
His blood type is butter, y’all.
Man turned himself into a butterball
Dr. Hannibal Lecter will see you know.
B-b-but some very serious sounding YouTubers are telling me that’s the ideal human diet???
How many years since his last bowel movement?
Hmmm nice marbling
[Article with more info](https://arstechnica.com/health/2025/01/florida-man-eats-diet-of-butter-cheese-beef-cholesterol-oozes-from-his-body/)
Nice marbling on that dude
He has marbleos looking hands!
This will make the carnivore dieters very upset
Myocardial Infarction Speedrunner
Bacon hands. He has transcended through trans fat.
Very misleading article title, he has a rare condition
Don’t let the fanatics from r/carnivore see this. Hell, that was probably one of them.
All they eat is steak, salt and water