guys what would u do in this situation??
Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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Kiss it back and call it a good kitty
Notify the tiger that this is illegal.
Probably fucking die
Pet the cat
Close my eyes, if I can’t see it, it can’t see me
stop drop and roll
tell a trusted adult 🫡
roundhouse kick
“Stop it. I don’t like this”
Shit on the floor to assert dominance
Take a nap for like for ever
give the cat some water to stay hydrated
Id wear a condom for protection
Stop, don’t touch, run away and tell a grown up
what in the zack d films
Probably die, but idk
Bite him back
Tell him to stop because I have a boyfriend.
tell it my duolingo streak is 329 days it’ll be too busy being impressed to eat me
call saul
‘I am a minor stop touching me, i will call the police as i feel uncomfortable’
totem of undying
Spspspspsp (opposite of pspspspsps)
what do you want me to do? pat it on the head and say “oh what a good boy.”
Lets just say… my inner alpha wolf would say hi… Heh 😈
Die
STOP, I DO NOT CONSENT
Play the Uno reverse and eat the kitty
moan i dunno ill be dead before i could
Say no. Legally it can’t do anything and has to apologize
Go go gadget neck spikes
I would call the lion that beat 3.1 million people
Tell him to cut that out before I get mad
Bite harder
Die fast, I hope.
Kick the kitty in the nuts bruh
I would do a backflip and then a WWE finisher!!
Fucking die
Get eaten
just move??? some of y’all stupid fr
Die
Uno reverse card.
Die
First, you say no! Then, you get outta there!
Say no and tell a trusted adult