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Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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We’re getting TWO dozen eggs this week
looking for the cameraman and tiktoker who are about to ask me if ive seen a wallet anywhere.
“Money blessings, thank you Jesus” .. Deon Cole
Easier to ask for forgiveness.
‘Finders keepers losers weepers’ ALWAYS.
I do, what every good person would do. Take out the money, look if there is any ID in there, take the empty purse to the owner and say „I found this in a trash can in the park when I wanted to throw away my burger wrapping. Is this yours?“ and if they ask for the money I‘d pretend it was no money in there when I found it.
I’d have to pray there is no ID
No ID, then it’s mine. Otherwise make an attempt
Okay President Trump thats enough.
Deus Vult!
Hookers and blow
He can buy a whole lemonade stand worth of grapes with that.
what is this weak ass church content for losers
Straight to my coke dealer.
Now I wouldn’t touch it and I would call the police. Broke 20 year old version me would take that and spend it on everything except bills.
Walk right on past that shit. Anything that comes that easily is bound to have troubles attached.
I found $1700 on the ground once.
True story.
I parked a couple rows out in front of a strip mall because the spots are narrow. It’s the sort of place with restaurants, a coffee shop and a day care all in one complex.
It was raining and drizzly.
Saw a soggy envelope on the ground and picked it up.
Inside was $100 bills. The envelope had one of those premade personal address labels with the return address and the “to” line said “Ms. Taylor” and that was it.
I thought about keeping it and thought how awful I’d feel using it if I didn’t at least try to return it. Couldn’t do it. Would’ve felt guilt with every dollar spent.
I got in my car and put in the address on my phone. It was about 3 miles away. Drove over and entered the run down part of town. Found the address and knocked on the door.
Super pregnant lady comes to the door after a few rings, there is a toddler clinging to her legs. She’d been crying.
I asked if she was the name on the personal address label and she said “yes.”
I said, “I think you dropped this…” and handed her the envelope.
She said, “Oh my god, it’s our rent money. Thank you. Thank you!”
I said, “No problem”
And left.
I’m sure she felt relieved, I got to feel like a good person. Win win
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Schrodingers ID…….
Amen and always give Glory to the GREAT I AM.
”*to please him with all your heart”Miho Nishizumi.*
It’s definitely a sign 🙏
Duhh.
I return it the rightful owner (me)
I once returned a wallet with id, driver licence, credit card and 50 quid and this motherfucker didn’t even thank me. I was so mad about that.
What would Jesus do? Turn them into vine
Ugh… Who carries so much money? 😅
I guess I would take one or two bills and give the rest to the police. I could use it, but it would be wrong to take it all.
Georgie nooooo!!!
great marketing – btw… it only takes a photo of something positive – and attach the word God to it.
Watch the movie No Country For Old Men, and see why taking a large sum of cash that isn’t yours is a really bad idea
Answers here are wild – this many people are totally cool with stealing from another individual?
Return that. Have some morals
One time I needed a new car so I prayed to God and asked him for a new car but then I realized that’s not how prayers so.
So instead I stole a new car and asked God for forgiveness.