Left at my apartment dumpster today
Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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Your next reddit post better be about your new sword
Shit I want a free sword.
RPG IRL
Aww someone got a girlfriend and an ultimatum
I know a side quest when I see one
Zweihander
Hasta be a trap..
You took it right?
Edit: how has no one else asked this!?
Free badass sword? It’s cursed.
Me after seeing the sword: “well. Guess I’m gonna be late for work, today.”
Signs next to dumpsters distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
The story behind the free sword is more interesting than the sword itself.
Take that mall ninja shit and put it on your wall. Treasure it while you can.
“Get laid” is scratched out, The curse of the 6 ft sword.
[Thats actually a really, really pricey and sweet sword](https://knightsedge.com/p-818-the-giant-great-german-landsknechte-flamberge-sword.aspx)
I don’t have the strength or arcane to equip it though
I’d take it
Zweihander-flamberge ,what a masterpiece of work
I would 100% take that
Oh no… don’t pick up the Father of Swords. It won’t go to sleep unblooded.
I would’ve grabbed that in a heartbeat lol
Off topic…
Oh my god, OPs post history is the holy grail of sandwiches, dman I was just about to go to bed and now I’m hungry again 😭
There’s a lot of tasty stuff there OP, kudos.
I wonder how the sword lost its “get laid” powers 😔
The call to adventure. You are obviously the new protagonist. Go forth and save us all from the Demon King.
Possibly offloading a murder weapon?
Guaranteed you will crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women or your money back!!!
it legitimately thought that the background was a cybertruck and we can hit it with a sword for money.
This is real life, but just saying, if this was a fantasy setting that thing is 100% a cursed sword luring in its next victim
Why is it free?
A. It’s a murder weapon
B. Previous owner’s significant other made an ultimatum
C. Previous owner’s inventory was full
So you took the sword, right?
Could be a test sword for a novice blade smith or even an experienced bladesmith just trying something out
It’s just for swangin
Are you worthy to lift it though because if not someone just left an immovable object in your way
I have 3 swords I want to get rid of. Maybe this is the way.
It’s dangerous to go alone!
Damn I’d like to know the story behind this sword 🕵️♂️