Don’t know what’s funnier… him still owing $171k on what was a $130k vehicle at the time, or expecting insurance to cover his “broker fee”. Or maybe it’s the indestructible vehicle being totaled by an e-scooter. Either way, I’m so happy for him
stinkywrinkly
1 month ago
A scooter took it out? Hopefully there arenโt scooters in the apocalypse!
emongu1
1 month ago
The apocalypse proof truck bend the knee to an e-scooter.
berry-7714
1 month ago
Sweet jesus, 50K fee is reasonable, either a complete moron or he already has tons of money, but given the post seems like the former
Gindotto
1 month ago
โHow Limited they wereโ. For what, two weeks they hid how many there actually were? They were never limited.
dr_buttcheeekz
1 month ago
This has to be a troll.
Legal-Software
1 month ago
If your vehicle gets totalled by an e-scooter, maybe you should upgrade to something more robust, like a Yugo.
Whatwhyreally
1 month ago
You know, each time one of these types of posts comes up, I better understand how Trump got elected.
TheOneTrueZippy8
1 month ago
Just how big was that e-scooter ?
UnwantedDesign
1 month ago
Dude paid someone $50k to find a vehicle due to imagined scarcity and demand. There are literally thousands of them sitting on lots still waiting to be sold.
PoppinfreshOG
1 month ago
Imagine the level of stupidity one would have to achieve. To purchase a vehicle for over $100,000โฆ.without any sort of down payment. None of these morons can afford these. Before the truck launched I remember people complaining on the CT sub, that they were being forced to put down 4k or something silly.
Lonely-Clerk-2478
1 month ago
The broker fee! What a fucking idiot. I love watching these people get fucked in the ass with no lube.
JT60139
1 month ago

Emeegee713
1 month ago
$50k finders fee? They are โso rareโ my mall has close to 400 of them just rusting in the garage
Jealous_Inevitable33
1 month ago
Indestructible!*
*With the exception of E-scooter accidents
Huth_S0lo
1 month ago
Totally reasonable to pay a 60% markup for an artificially supply limited pile of shit.
TrapdoorApartment
1 month ago
An *e scooter* beat a CT. Wow.
Trey_Suevos
1 month ago
Allstate agent: How much damage? To shreds you say?
Sufficient_Jello_1
1 month ago
Why pay someone in CALIFORNIA to find one?? Literally built in Texas and Tesla still has operations in Cali.
This guy makes it sound like he had to import some Italian Sports car?
Oceanbreeze871
1 month ago
โTotally reasonable considering how rare they areโ to pay $50k finders fee for something worth $77k
Chance5e
1 month ago
$50,000 just to take delivery this guy deserves to lose on this deal.
42ElectricSundaes
1 month ago
Why would Allstate pay for that?! What world is this guy living in?!
Worshaw_is_back
1 month ago

thriftstorehacker
1 month ago
Insurance company only insures the vehicle for it’s actual value. If a delusional twatwaffle that pays a 50k broker fee and an MSRP markup, that’s out of their pocket. Insurance only insures what is tangible.
RemarkableJade0501
1 month ago
Aweee! Go call your buddy Elon! Pretty sure he will understand and forgive the rest own. He doesnโt need the money after all. ๐๐๐
Trick-Package8557
1 month ago
The Wankpanzer should be glad he even has coverage
Take your 79k and go buy a new dumpster
zzptichka
1 month ago
Luckily there are no scooters in Mars.
gHHqdm5a4UySnUFM
1 month ago
Hi, I can help you fight insurance on this. My fees are $50k upfront non-refundable.
Don’t know what’s funnier… him still owing $171k on what was a $130k vehicle at the time, or expecting insurance to cover his “broker fee”. Or maybe it’s the indestructible vehicle being totaled by an e-scooter. Either way, I’m so happy for him
A scooter took it out? Hopefully there arenโt scooters in the apocalypse!
The apocalypse proof truck bend the knee to an e-scooter.
Sweet jesus, 50K fee is reasonable, either a complete moron or he already has tons of money, but given the post seems like the former
โHow Limited they wereโ. For what, two weeks they hid how many there actually were? They were never limited.
This has to be a troll.
If your vehicle gets totalled by an e-scooter, maybe you should upgrade to something more robust, like a Yugo.
You know, each time one of these types of posts comes up, I better understand how Trump got elected.
Just how big was that e-scooter ?
Dude paid someone $50k to find a vehicle due to imagined scarcity and demand. There are literally thousands of them sitting on lots still waiting to be sold.
Imagine the level of stupidity one would have to achieve. To purchase a vehicle for over $100,000โฆ.without any sort of down payment. None of these morons can afford these. Before the truck launched I remember people complaining on the CT sub, that they were being forced to put down 4k or something silly.
The broker fee! What a fucking idiot. I love watching these people get fucked in the ass with no lube.

$50k finders fee? They are โso rareโ my mall has close to 400 of them just rusting in the garage
Indestructible!*
*With the exception of E-scooter accidents
Totally reasonable to pay a 60% markup for an artificially supply limited pile of shit.
An *e scooter* beat a CT. Wow.
Allstate agent: How much damage? To shreds you say?
Why pay someone in CALIFORNIA to find one?? Literally built in Texas and Tesla still has operations in Cali.
This guy makes it sound like he had to import some Italian Sports car?
โTotally reasonable considering how rare they areโ to pay $50k finders fee for something worth $77k
$50,000 just to take delivery this guy deserves to lose on this deal.
Why would Allstate pay for that?! What world is this guy living in?!

Insurance company only insures the vehicle for it’s actual value. If a delusional twatwaffle that pays a 50k broker fee and an MSRP markup, that’s out of their pocket. Insurance only insures what is tangible.
Aweee! Go call your buddy Elon! Pretty sure he will understand and forgive the rest own. He doesnโt need the money after all. ๐๐๐
The Wankpanzer should be glad he even has coverage
Take your 79k and go buy a new dumpster
Luckily there are no scooters in Mars.
Hi, I can help you fight insurance on this. My fees are $50k upfront non-refundable.