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Big attitude for someone whose only job is being cute and sleeping all day.

does your dog look tired of your shit?

My dog sighs just before she lies down for a nap, which is the most stress-free point in her stress-free day.

She just doesn’t appreciate what dog brings to the household. And dog know what government is. Dog just smart enough to stay out of it.

Dogs sigh as a sign of comfort

Mine does that when he doesnโ€™t get my sandwich

Girl, you are their government

Half the reason I have a dog is just so that I can look at it and go โ€œyouโ€™re so fucking stupid but youโ€™re cute :3โ€

Idk my dogs life is really hard sometimes I take his spot in the couch and he sighs real deeply like heโ€™s severely disappointed in me

Because you donโ€™t provide it enough stimulation

Your dogs duties are you to make you feel better after a bad day at work. He is there to keep your company when nobody else there. I think that’s enough responsibilities.

It is easy to forget but for them, we are the government.

My dog does that too, we have two male dogs and I’m pretty sure that’s the problem

Mine does too but its because I am alive and mom isnt home yet

Dogs have evolved to respond to the emotions of their owners.

My reaction is always, “I can’t imagine, girl. I’m glad you can finally get some relaxation today.”

Edit: I’m already pre-empting the upcoming comments with, relax, humans. It’s an observational joke. No dogs were harmed in the making of this joke.

Iโ€™m jealous of all of those things. That doggo sounds like the brains of the operation

Put down the phone/tablet/whatever and pay some attention to your dog. Take them out for a walk, or play. Stop making your dog live the pothead lifestyle.

Tbf my dogs 14, she’s earned it

Boredom kills.

It kills slowly, but it still kills.

Every sigh is a bit of time off puppers’ life.

gurl, your dog is bored af

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