Stood Up by Vance
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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Sofa king funny
Well it’s not going to fuck itself, LOL!!!
I love the sad face.
Ok…so…i think this needs to be a new thing anytime we throw out a couch. Like I was thinking: *”Rode hard and put away wet by J.D. Vance, take at your own risk.”*
They don’t call it a “sex”ctional for nothing.
No cushion. No pushin’. It’s JD’s bedrock principle.
Lol
Not enough cushion for the pushing.
Turn it around, cut a hole in that fabric, and you have a friend making wall…
I don’t think he could lift it.
So are we cool with completely made up stories when they’re used against the people we don’t like?
Because the JD Vance couch fucking story was pure fiction posted to twitter….
> Rick, the X user who first posted the comment on the social media platform, told Business Insider that he identifies with the political left and does not work in politics. He said he made up the joke because he does not like Vance and thought it was funny. However, Rick was not much concerned that he’s now viewed as peddling election misinformation, which, he said, was not his intent.
https://www.ndtv.com/offbeat/jd-vance-couch-story-how-a-joke-turned-into-trending-topic-and-was-fact-checked-6282160
Hate to side with Vance, but there ain’t no cushion for pushun… just saying…
Thank you for reminding me that this was a thing and should remain on my radar.
every I hear this fuckers name I always get exited but then immediately sad because when I think if J.D I think of Jason Dean but then I hear Vance and like “not the couch fucker again”