meirl
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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Raccoon out here enforcing marriage vows better than some therapists.
Bringing said Wendy’s home was the first mistake. Either toss the evidence before you get home or hide it under the car seat until you can throw it away.
Nah she def hired that raccoon to be on her side
Bro, get the Wendy’s napkins out of the center console. Trust me on this one.
“Everything outside the trash belongs to you. Everything inside the trash belongs to me” – Raccoon.
Snitches get turned into cute little Davy Crockett hats.
This is the first post today to make me actually laugh at loud. Fiancé asked, showed it to him, now HE looks guilty, so I am laughing even harder.
Shoutout to my old cat who dug a Pedialyte wrapper out of the trash and brought it to my partner who then figured out I was still drinking and was using the pedialyte as a hangover cure👍🏻
Don’t lie dawg if you don’t want to eat healthy don’t eat healthy. If you want to lie to your wife, get a new wife. That easy.
I relate so much…We don’t have racoons here, just men with bad stealth.
That’s when you knock over your neighbors trash can and tell her it must come from their trash🤷♀️
What’s the opposite of shout out? A whisper in? That’s what that raccoon gets.
So I have been playing League of Legends with my 13 yr old son and we are sharing an account in Iron. I played on the account and got some losses, and could not sleep, so at like 2 in the morning I get on and win back those losses. I feel better about myself and go to sleep.
Next morning my son is looking at our match history and is like “holy crap dad you were playing lol all night!” Right in front of my wife. She looks at me and my son starts telling her all the details of the time stamps and shit, getting me in trouble for playing video games “all night”. Pulled that little snot into iron 1 and this is the thanks I get…
i’m laughing a little too hard at this right now
as I am violating my diet by snarfing a sleeve of oreos
Ahhh, fuck that raccoon!!!
Dead and buried. Lmao
Little brown noser
Last sentence is an unnecessary tag
Just blame the wind
It was for the new Wendy’s vegetable wrap.
DUH!
Yet another good deed by Coon and friends!
That was me who threw it in that bin my bad!!
Plot Twist: It was his wife and she was sending a very clear message.
That shit could have come from anywhere.
Deny, deny, deny!
Lolol
What do you mean cheeseburgers are healthy…
Name literally means bodyenjoyer
A week? Stop acting like a toddler and eat a fucking salad or something. Like does it have to be your favorite chicken nuggets or happy meal? It’s a week!
what a shitty relationship, cant even be honest with eachother thats litterally the bare minimum.
“Shout-out” or “shoutout”, not “shout out”, it’s a noun, not a verb, but people get it wrong easily 80% of the time