meirl
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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So if they’re “remarkable” do they tell their colleagues, “hey guys, come look at these”?
Lol I’m a guy and I was hospitalized a few years ago with a severe UTI. The imaging results came back citing “genitalia unremarkable.”
That hurt more than the UTI. 😢
Edit: Aw, thanks guys! Me and the little guy appreciate your support. 😎
Well, just imagine going to the doctor and getting:
Left breast: hot
Right breast: sexy
Abnormal attractiveness in findings
Reminds me of that one Scrubs episode. “a woman’s breasts can be noted as either ‘healthy’ or ‘unhealthy,’ but not ‘bangin double D’s'”
Doctor: “Your breasts are remarkable.”
Her: “Thanks!”
Doc: “What? No, you have breast cancer.”
It’s the doctor way of saying “Your tits are mid”
Must be a female mastologist.
Men find breasts of all shapes and sizes to be remarkable.
Remarkable to a doctor means you are fucked so the best thing you can be to a doctor is unremarkable
When I was 23 (!) I went to the doctor to have some lumps in my boob checked, they examined it and they said “it’s normal for breasts that are still growing” (I’ve had the exact same small boobs since I was 14 lol). Burned by accident
Ass: remarkable
Let me take a look . I’m a bit of a Doctor myself.
I’ll be the judge of that
Karen Chee is the best wait wait don’t tell me host!
Basic titties are still titties.
* Dat ass tho
Dayum.
I’m not qualified but I promise I’ll inspect them more thoroughly than that quack did.
Ironically they remarked on it
If you have nice tits he will call for a colleague to give an immediate free 2nd opinion. If not you’re just unremarkable
John Mulaney made this joke years ago https://youtu.be/Osq-0Naz5Vo?si=WCumEHuUe81pX50k
I had a brain mri to make sure that a med I had been taking didn’t give me a stroke (I had some vision changes), and my results said “completely unremarkable brain”. I was absolutely offended for a second, and I work in healthcare!
I went to my doctor the other day. She said: “I have been reading about your case. It certainly is remarkable.”
Typhus, do not want.
Same as I feel when the bank tells me my payments are outstanding.
I recently had a brain scan. They said my brain was “unremarkable”.
I was both relieved and offended.
Imagine haw happy they could make people by replacing “unremarkable” with “Awesome, 10/10, no notes”.
I want that report every time I go
Had surgery on my head last week
“Exceptionally thick and dense skull”
“Girl got some flat ass tiddies.”
Nothing wrong with pancakes
Need to verify it personally for my opinion
That’s not BI-RADS approved lexicon!
“Patient: ain’t even got it like that”
Call Wilson
Positive but negative
I had a concern about one of my testicles, I had the same diagnosis, unremarkable. That stung.
So when my GI doc tells me it was remarkable that’s a good thing?
I have the same type of observations each time I see my endocrynologist
What’s that old Chinese proverb…may you have unremarkable titties
😆👌
Mine said: CRANIOFACIAL: unremarkable brain and orbits
I happen to think my brain is very remarkable!
I got “well developed” in the doc notes from my initial visit. As someone who works out 5-6 times a week for the last 15+ years yet still has a mediocre physique, I immediately changed the name of my training log and made sure to tell everyone I know.
I think reddit should be the one to decide that.
Right breast unremarkable
Left breast unremarkable
Patient has acute angina
Also a really nice ass.
I’m sure they’re spectacular
Nothing better than Mongoloid milk.