Help!!! Someone call an ambulance, but not for the water body.
Professional_Year547
1 month ago
This dude was just drowned.
Kiwi_Pakeha0001
1 month ago
As I understand things, around 10% of all pregnancies end in spontaneous death of the fetus. So God kills the baby. You think itโs a good idea to force the grieving mother to carry the dead fetus till the end of term.
How very Christian of you, forcing women to carry a dead body in their womb for several months, possibly even up to 7 or 8 months. You want to deny them the opportunity to bury their child, that your god killed, because you donโt like a necessary and warranted medical procedure. Not infrequently this would kill the mother as well, which could be considered your fault.
How very โpro lifeโ of you. Unless of course you want the woman executed for having the spontaneous abortion in the first place.
PinSufficient5748
1 month ago
How do you get burned…by a LAKE?!
MatildaJeanMay
1 month ago
Lake Superior never gives up her dead. He is lost to her.
Piemaster128official
1 month ago
Bro just lost an argument with a lake
neon_ns
1 month ago
The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
Of the big lake they call Gitche-Gumee
The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead
When the posts up on Twitter turn loony
SquadgeHeighmer
1 month ago
The way I’d never show my face again after being put in my place by a body of water. Conservatives are nuts
StrikingWedding6499
1 month ago
Perhaps anti-abortionists are so worried because deep down they think thereโs still a chance their mothers would eventually get so fed up with their tirades and be able to have them aborted this late.
grahsam
1 month ago
War and executions are also killing a human, but Conservatives seem to get a hard on for it then. They seem to be rather fond of killing humans.
LordHickory
1 month ago
Lake Superior indeedโฆ
Maximum_Turn_2623
1 month ago
I donโt know which one Lake Superior is but itโs my favorite now.
Rushshot2gun
1 month ago
Tom can push all the babyโs he wants out of his vagina.
CallenFields
1 month ago
Water is wet. It’s being touched by the other water.
Vitally_Trivial
1 month ago
I am pro choice, but, I think if you define wet as something touched by water, then water molecules touch other water molecules, making them all wet.
osrs_addy
1 month ago
Waterboarded
Suitable-Lake-2550
1 month ago
I agree with my big brother
texanarob
1 month ago
Isn’t water usually in contact with other water, thus making water wet?
Spacemonk587
1 month ago
Lol, my 8 year old daughter yesterday explained me why water is not wet
Minute_Attempt3063
1 month ago
Tell that to the 11 year old who was raped, and not is forced to give birth…. And wait, she died during child birth and the baby Is also dead? I think the abortion would have been better
Special-Ad-5554
1 month ago
Water is wet though? I know this is Reddit but it seems like people are just abandoning every kind of logic here
stinkn-ape
1 month ago
If a=b and b=c then a=c i think
Standard-Inside-3450
1 month ago
His profile pic always makes me think Greg Abbott has a walkable avatar or something.
Psychotherapist-286
1 month ago
Who in the medical field states a mother must carry a dead baby to full term. Thatโs what a D& C is for. And God doesnโt kill babies. Nothing is perfect on this earth and those imperfections are not Gods fault. How simple minded to considerโฆ.
mpanase
1 month ago
Actually depends on how you define “wet”.
The reality is that there’s no agreement on the exact definition.
curiousleen
1 month ago
This lake just proves why it is, indeed, Superior.
psychodeli_sandwich
1 month ago
Toms a piece of shit, but water is always surrounded by and touching other water…
Mayor_Baby
1 month ago
also letโs stop calling fetuses human beings. they are fetuses. just like the woman who chooses whether to carry it to term is a woman before she is a mother. thank you!
NorthernPlastics
1 month ago
This will *always* be my favourite burn.
AHippieDude
1 month ago
Tom fitton played a direct role with WikiLeaks in the 2016 hacking of the DNC
He also looks like the gym coach that gave boys and girls the creeps
Future-Warning-1189
1 month ago
Climate change getting so out of hand lakes are evolving to use Twitter.
Gwynnbleid3000
1 month ago
This is so old I’m surprised it still has so many pixels!
_The-Alchemist__
1 month ago
“abortion kills human beings”
So does birthing them?
Spacemonk587
1 month ago
I think itโs fine pointing it out if somebody uses it as an indisputable fact.
BrknTrnsmsn
1 month ago
Always nice to see it: the signature look of Superiority.
Glad_Stay4056
1 month ago
Magas – dumber than a lake
Active-Custard7701
1 month ago
This is one of the weirdest takes I’ve seen
Lylythechosenone
1 month ago
WHERE DID A LAKE GET A TWITTER ACCOUNT
DigitalMuaddib
1 month ago
When heโs underwater, does he get wet? Or does the water get him instead?
yodel_anyone
1 month ago
But each water molecule is being touched by other water molecules, so therefore it is wet?
Diogenes-wannabe
1 month ago
Water is wet though
SchemeImpressive889
1 month ago
Pretty sure water touches itself, thereby making it wet.
TheMobileGhost
1 month ago
Water is wet. Unless you have one singular molecule of H2O the water would be touching itself.
Help!!! Someone call an ambulance, but not for the water body.
This dude was just drowned.
As I understand things, around 10% of all pregnancies end in spontaneous death of the fetus. So God kills the baby. You think itโs a good idea to force the grieving mother to carry the dead fetus till the end of term.
How very Christian of you, forcing women to carry a dead body in their womb for several months, possibly even up to 7 or 8 months. You want to deny them the opportunity to bury their child, that your god killed, because you donโt like a necessary and warranted medical procedure. Not infrequently this would kill the mother as well, which could be considered your fault.
How very โpro lifeโ of you. Unless of course you want the woman executed for having the spontaneous abortion in the first place.
How do you get burned…by a LAKE?!
Lake Superior never gives up her dead. He is lost to her.
Bro just lost an argument with a lake
The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
Of the big lake they call Gitche-Gumee
The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead
When the posts up on Twitter turn loony
The way I’d never show my face again after being put in my place by a body of water. Conservatives are nuts
Perhaps anti-abortionists are so worried because deep down they think thereโs still a chance their mothers would eventually get so fed up with their tirades and be able to have them aborted this late.
War and executions are also killing a human, but Conservatives seem to get a hard on for it then. They seem to be rather fond of killing humans.
Lake Superior indeedโฆ
I donโt know which one Lake Superior is but itโs my favorite now.
Tom can push all the babyโs he wants out of his vagina.
Water is wet. It’s being touched by the other water.
I am pro choice, but, I think if you define wet as something touched by water, then water molecules touch other water molecules, making them all wet.
Waterboarded
I agree with my big brother
Isn’t water usually in contact with other water, thus making water wet?
Lol, my 8 year old daughter yesterday explained me why water is not wet
Tell that to the 11 year old who was raped, and not is forced to give birth…. And wait, she died during child birth and the baby Is also dead? I think the abortion would have been better
Water is wet though? I know this is Reddit but it seems like people are just abandoning every kind of logic here
If a=b and b=c then a=c i think
His profile pic always makes me think Greg Abbott has a walkable avatar or something.
Who in the medical field states a mother must carry a dead baby to full term. Thatโs what a D& C is for. And God doesnโt kill babies. Nothing is perfect on this earth and those imperfections are not Gods fault. How simple minded to considerโฆ.
Actually depends on how you define “wet”.
The reality is that there’s no agreement on the exact definition.
This lake just proves why it is, indeed, Superior.
Toms a piece of shit, but water is always surrounded by and touching other water…
also letโs stop calling fetuses human beings. they are fetuses. just like the woman who chooses whether to carry it to term is a woman before she is a mother. thank you!
This will *always* be my favourite burn.
Tom fitton played a direct role with WikiLeaks in the 2016 hacking of the DNC
He also looks like the gym coach that gave boys and girls the creeps
Climate change getting so out of hand lakes are evolving to use Twitter.
This is so old I’m surprised it still has so many pixels!
“abortion kills human beings”
So does birthing them?
I think itโs fine pointing it out if somebody uses it as an indisputable fact.
Always nice to see it: the signature look of Superiority.
Magas – dumber than a lake
This is one of the weirdest takes I’ve seen
WHERE DID A LAKE GET A TWITTER ACCOUNT
When heโs underwater, does he get wet? Or does the water get him instead?
But each water molecule is being touched by other water molecules, so therefore it is wet?
Water is wet though
Pretty sure water touches itself, thereby making it wet.
Water is wet. Unless you have one singular molecule of H2O the water would be touching itself.