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Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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Surely they have a nickname for him or something, no way they pronounce the whole name everytime
Imagine showing this post to someone 10+ years ago
How is that his name?
why is the kid better dressed than elon?
entering the fucking presidential office with a meme cap and a cringe graphic t-shirt should put you immediately in jail
We are living in a fever dream
I bet he had to look for an open spot not already covered in Donald’s boogers.
Remember when conservatives were mad at Obama wearing a tan suit?
And the big guy next to him shit his pants too. Everybody poops!
Glad it was just his nose
More like hysterical.
I have no idea about Musklers family ….but is this the actual name and spelling of his son ????
His name is more scandalous than what he did to that desk. It shows that Musk came up with it. If a name contains an X and sounds like the idea of an complete idiot, Musk came up with it. No X-ceptions.
I mean, that’s what I’d do there
To be fair, I hear that the booger is what will finally bring down those prices like they promised
The post above lol
Musk is exposing him too much. Can’t be good for him.
He learned it from watching daddy and uncle donghole. At least he hasn’t joined them in wiping his ass with the constitution.
Look… two booger eating morons at a desk and the first little buddy.
All because that one guy wore a tan suit once.
That’s probably what President Dump does with most of his time in that room anyhow.
Not the worst thing that’s been wiped under the desk
I can’t believe they mislabeled Elon’s kid. His name is Meat Shield Musk.
Poor kid. Imagine having Elon Musk as a father.
In many languages “AE” sounds have turned into the umlauts, so “ä” in this case. and Elmo put Xii because he wasn’t allower to use 12.
X AE A-Xii
Xäa12
My homie Kseyatwelve
Not a fan of using your kid as a prop to deflect from the seriousness of the situation. He hoisted that kid on his shoulders at fucking Auschwitz. Such a pussy.
That table has probably seen bucketfuls of cum, child sacrifice blood and ranch, not to mention mountains of cocaine. One booger isn’t going to ruin it.
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add a couple of numbers to the poor kids name and it will be a set of coordinates
Most respectful thing done on that desk this Presidency.
Kid. Totally got beat up in private. Ultimate villain arc.
Kid is obviously the brains of the operation
I imagine Trump gets his diaper changed on that desk a few times a day, so what’s a booger?
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I mean, Trump shits his pants at that desk every day
It would be great if that kid eventually changes his name to something basic like Joe
Kids will be kids
Imagine having a problem with pronouns but naming your kid “X AE A-Xii”
Yeah and I’m sure Bill Clinton’s load is underneath the desktop
Elon, you need to hold Chachi or he’s no good as a human shield
Yeah, look. The human shield can do whatever he wants. He’s just there to ensure that Elon doesn’t get Luigi’d