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Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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He probably didn’t have Google or he woulda known better
I am more impressed that out of all the places in the world he correctly chose his birthplace!!! What are the odds?
Maybe he was suicidal
To be fair a lot of people were named Mozart back in the day.
You should ask Palpatine why he got into death star
It’s okay we’ll just wait for Mozart’s Birthplace to spawn another Mozart
“Wet paint,do not touch”
You assume he went to the house, maybe it was some Final Fantasy VII shit and the house ambushed him while he was walking around town.
They say curiosity killed the cat. But *I’m* not a cat, so why worry?!
I mean, you would be curious wouldn’t you?!
The sign was on the front door, but he came in through the back and didn’t see it.
He was deaf so he probably didn’t hear the death part and just thought he was going home.
maybe he had no idea
google shouldnt have been first choice
I actually don’t understand deathbeds. I mean who would buy that
They say on your deathbed, you never wish you spent more time at the office, but I will. Gotta be a lot better than a deathbed. I actually don’t understand deathbeds. I mean, who would buy that?
Maybe it’s because the sign was in English. If it had said ‘Mozarts Totenhaus’ he would have swerved it.
Kinda like what are the chances of Lou Gehrig dying of Lou Gehrig’s Disease!
Was*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiajaTF1Vcg
Mozart Death House – that’s a new music genre I could get behind.