Guys being dudes
Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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The alpha male and the beta male pound long and hard
What’s that sub that draws stuff like this as gay couples?
9pm bro I’m in bed at 9pm
Alpha Male – Ends up being buffalo wild wings with his buds for the 30th time
They’re dating
Literally r/gatekeepingyuri
r/SuddenlyGay
It also took me quite a while to understand the intended meaning lol.
A/B/O fanfics:
Homies really DO kiss each other goodnight!
I ship them
Nothing more manly than being with another man. Double the testosterone
When I was a kid the local grocer to me was [Alpha Beta](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alpha_Beta).
So many choices growing up!
Self described alpha males are just assholes who are trying to hide behind their preferred name
The alpha male is just Nate from H2O: Just Add Water
Omegaverse
I still can’t find anything indicating it’s not a conversation between the two.
They misspelled top and bottom.
I wouldn’t be so sure
Isn’t it? Sounds like a top and bottom planning a date…
Nah it’s definitely between the beta and the alpha
I watched Bugs Bunny wear drag so often and win because of it. How am I supposed to be alpha!?!
I read it the exact same way. In fact I read it like 3 or 4 times thinking “what’s the twist here?”
Soooooooooooo “Beta males” let people make their own decisions and “Alpha males” take away peoples ability to decide for themselves, is what I’m reading here.
In b4 “no no no they’re just very confident” and the people saying that not realizing they’re just reinforcing the analysis I just made.
A tight red dress just for IHOP? My dear, you shouldn’t have.
OK Barney Stinson
Beta male: thoughtful and considerate about where his partner might want to go
Alpha male: dress hot and do what I say and like it
The Council has decided that the Canon has changed.
This is the reality now.
Both of these approaches would bug me, the second one especially. It’s best to offer a suggestion. Don’t make me come up with plans, and don’t just decide for me without asking if I’m into it. Also don’t fucking tell me what to wear.
First, we’re gonna watch a movie about anti-social behavior and wildly misinterpret its message.
Then we’re going to go to a gimmick restaurant where the staff knows we can’t tell the difference between cuts of meat, but they do little flourishes when they serve us so its cool