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Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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Drivers may pass in front of another driver in the road to capture them
Dueling is legal again. If you’re unable to fence or box a game of chess settles the dispute.
En passant is forced
The next law will be the one that doesn’t fit
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It is illegal to be a billionaire.
The B4 Square will officially be the 51st state of America.
Tr*mp is added to the list of people who are not fucking welcome here
Whoever loses at Chess instantly gets deported into North Korea.
Bomb France
Democracy speedrun initiated
cant have more than a millon dollars
He who Googles En Passant does not take any Bricks to the Pipi.
Donald Trump is forced to resign.
OP is time traveler
Farting in public shouldn’t be shamed 😫
En passant declined causes immediate pipi bricking
pardon the super mario bro
Free healthcare
Bad presidents will be hanged, drawn and quartered.
en passant is forced
Delete J*ssica
Nukes are now legal
Orange people immediately get sent to the Gulag.
Bye bye Trump, bye bye Snooki.
can’t deport latinas
Yes this will be an interesting tweet of his to read next September…
The top comment for that would either be very racist or have something to do with children, and not in a good way
Elon and Trump need more babies, IVF draft commencing.
I literally checked this on his twitter coz this is some shit he would actually sayðŸ˜
people pissed off enough at the president can challenge him to a sword battle to the death for the white house position… i am FIRST in line
Politicians make minimum wage.
Anyone with a net worth of over 100m dollars can be legally hunted. They have a 24 h grace period to bring their net worth down before the hunt begins.
Public health is illegal. Billions must Private insurance.
I’ve chosen violence today
Citizenship has an upper weight limit…
Cars can now engage in castling the person in front of them, if overtaken by an arse of a person.