Whst our neighbors think

I don’t always listen to metal but when I do, so do my neighbors.

Just wait till they hear the black metal phase.

I almost feel bad for the other people’s kids around me in the cars next over, when they see me and my4 year old son pulling up at a stoplight with the stereo turned up to 30 and the windows open, blasting Airbourne

But then again, I remember that the key to preventing emasculated children is early exposure to thrash metal, wherein I realize I am actually helping the youth of this world become better people

Metal is muisc to my ears