The saddest day in my life so far
Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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Achievements Unlocked:
Pringle Prodigy: Outgrew the Tube – Your hands have ascended beyond snack-sized limits.
Fallen Warrior: Snack Denied – You have lost the battle against modern packaging.
Evolution Failed: Hands Too Big, Brain Too Small – Darwin would be disappointed.
Peak Existence: Hands Grew, Problem Remains – You still haven’t figured out the “pouring” technique.
Adult Hands, Childlike Suffering – Maturity in size, not in snack strategy.
Hand? Are you sure it’s not an: Pringles tub, 2 sponges, and latex glove
The cylinder should long enought, just careful not to get stuck
The Theory of Constraints is real.
open your hulk mouth and dump them in
Cut it off and replace with one of those tiny grabber things
😢
Well if you don’t eat them long enough, perhaps your hand will shrink back down so you can. Then the cycle can continue.
If you’ve got bananas and a cylinder lying around there is a new use for that pringles can.