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Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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Does this count as workplace accident?
Quick mafs
1000 DNA tests are going to cost her a fortune.. there goes her onlyfans money..
At that point it isn’t even sloppy seconds but grungy gross.
They went in bareback?
Number 51’s balls would be like he spilled milk onhimself
He’s not wrong, can’t have 10 at once tbf
That’s a lot of work for a goalie at once
Reading this post has made me doubt all of my prior knowledge of how tweets are supposed to be read. Is it top-to-bottom or bottom-to-top?
Man I can’t wait to see that maury episode.
There are far too many people who have convinced themselves birth control is like a magic spell that will always work no matter what
To be clear here, the failure rate for birth control is calculated based on a couple having regular sex over the course of a year. Not per session of intercourse.
An average couple has sex once a week (we can debate that number in some other thread). So the actual rate of failure per sex act would be like 1/52,000. But if we’re talking about hormonal birth control pills, or an IUD, any non-condom BC, the failure rate is due to mistakes taking pills, a bad batch, interference from other medications, etc. Generally someone would be protected against impregnation or not on a particular day (more or less) so the number of partners in one day would not increase the risk of pregnancy on that day.
Which is to say, that the factors that led to her being impregnated on that day (if it even was from that day) would likely have remained consistent even without such a high number of partners.
That’s not really how it works. If she were incapable of being impregnated that day, she would not have been impregnated by anyone.
The effectiveness of birth control relates to misuse, bad batch of pills, you ovulate because the pills weren’t affective for you, etc.
Condoms are slightly different, but their effectiveness is also due to misusecor a failed/compromised condom.
How is she gonna find out who the dad is
Yea but thats also not how probability works
I bet that was like punching a vat of pudding. With one sniper sperm.
“Mommy tell me the story of how you met daddy”
By the looks of her, she’s pregnant with something else.
Stirring porridge.
This is going to be the longest episode of Maury ever
Just imagine the awkward silence when the child is old enough to ask who it’s father is.
Everyone keeps saying “her” but who is she? I’m out of the loop here.
This is not how statistics works.
Well that’s fucking disgusting, dudes will literally stick their dick in to anything.
Except that that’s not at all how the Pearl index works
Mamma Mia’s gonna get the weirdest sequel ever