It’s me. I’m dog owners.

Realest shit I’ve heard all day. My dogs wear a head harness that keeps them from pulling (I’m very lazy) and they can slip out of it very easily, so when they try to escape I have to clip their leashes to their regular harnesses. I’m always disappointed when the weather is nice because I know people are gonna be out there and imma have to switch my dogs to sport mode to keep them from jumping a mf (They’re aggressively friendly).

My people. I have finally found you. Why the hell does everyone think that all dog owners are social?