I was just really bored

Like it will call it gulf of StarWars

Great name, but I have my own suggestion that I think may be more fitting.

The Gulf of

Own a musket for home defense, since that’s what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. “What the devil?” As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he’s dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it’s smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, “Tally ho lads” the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

Ahh yes, the Gulf of Intellect

We’re this far, now make it the Gulf of <The entire Bee Movie script>

TLDR; Gulf of Mexico

Y’know, why don’t they just allow people to select whether it is “Gulf of Mexico” or (gag) “Gulf of America” on their apps? Simple, easy and satisfies every desire, right? That way, when the culling begins, all the gestapo needs to do is ask to see the map on their phone.

I’m not reading all of that.