You are now Canada’s 4th territory
Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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Don’t threaten me with a good time, Canada! I will pack right now.
I, for one, welcome our new Canadian overlords.
Fuck yeah, finally free healthcare.
Does that mean we get publicly funded health care and worker rights and all that jazz? If yes, sign me up.
Don’t threaten me with a good time, ya hoser!
Careful there, bud. Those fuckers in D.C. are GREASY.
We bestow upon the Americans the prestigious title of South Saskatchewan
I accept this. I can now freely move to Vancouver without that passport nonsense.
11th Province.
#GulfOfCanada
I’m truly glad that Canada won. I would be a happy new Canadian citizen with all the rights and privileges incumbent upon that change of citizenship.
“No one knows when exactly the Canadians conquered the US… it happened so gradually…”
“Gradually? Grandpa what are you talking about? The US lost a hockey game and their whole country was handed over overnight to satisfy a bet!”
“Oh… oh yeah… hehe that was funny”
this is great. I’m half native american and poor, so I can keep being like that! 1st nation destitute poverty rocks!
Brilliant! Thank you, as a Canadian living in the United States!
Cascadia needs to be a real place.
Please adopt us Canada, you can even beat the crap out of the Bible Belt and we won’t say a word
Yes!!! As someone from Minneapolis Minnesota I approve this message
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Free health care, Maple Syrup, and that little round ham slice? I’m good with it.
Please, I will figure out how to learn French if it means I can get new glasses, a teeth cleaning, and a mammogram without selling body parts.
I don’t know if I could play hockey, but I bet I would take well to curling?
Canada, our problems are bigger than you. You don’t want us.
Whose side are you guys on wtf?
We’re spare parts, bud.
I have no objections to this.
Can I call dibs on opening the first pot shop in Idaho?
Finally i won’t have to pay for healthcare
Happiest I’ve been all year! But seriously happy to see Canada beat us. We don’t deserve to win right now. Not to mention it would become political if we won.
I grew up in Almost Canada. The transition will be a piece of cake.
Can I get that Healthcare please?
It’s aboot time
Wait did the US lose? Hell yeah let’s go…