My ex BF and I bought copies of the same book so that we could read it together. It was a cute idea, but I read it and he didn’t.
myaccountgotbanmed
17 days ago
M’lady doesn’t read a book? Uncultured swine…
Majestic-Ad-2852
17 days ago
I’m stuck on them saying good morning at 4 pm.
Various-Catch-113
17 days ago
My weird quirk is that I collect racing, motorcycle, and automobile books. I have a lot of them. I mean a LOT. So, if the conversation turns to books and I say, “I’m an avid reader, too!” The next question is always what I’m reading right now and the answer is always something like a history of the attempt to revive the Vanderbilt Cup races in the 1930s. Then it gets quiet.
IceyToes2
17 days ago
Personally, I think this is a wonderful idea, but I am a reader, so …
drillgorg
17 days ago
“We need to make books cool again. If you go home with somebody and they don’t have books, don’t fuck em!” -John Waters
What a wonderful and subtle screening method! The chose of book being read gives clues on the person. Not reading anything and using profanity to tell you that is a great self screening. Bye, Felicia.
Hunter-Gatherer_
17 days ago
You got to know your audience 😂
RicoLoco404
17 days ago
That’s when you block her dumb a$$. 🤷🏾♂️
fariasrv
17 days ago
To quote John Waters:
“If you go home with somebody, and they don’t have books, don’t fuck ’em! Don’t sleep with people who don’t read!”
Subject-Direction628
17 days ago
This is just weird
AnyOldNameNotTaken
17 days ago
It’s all fun and games until you end up reading some Colleen Hoover shit.
joemaniaci
17 days ago
Idiocracy at its finest
gofigure85
17 days ago
Does the book count if it’s in a video game?
I’m literally reading some in Baldur’s Gate 3 right now
chalkrbooks
17 days ago
I wish a dude would ask me this. If a dude just would ask me this every so often, I’d be wrapped around his little finger
amf_devils_best
17 days ago
Dodged a bullet, eh?
Nola_Sweetie-Darling
17 days ago
HAHAHAHA i’m an avid reader, and this was a very funny to me. Feels like I never meet guys that read so, it’s satisfying to see the reverse
Infamous-Record-2556
17 days ago
Spread those pages
Septembers-Poor555
17 days ago
“the book was better than the movie” headass
Thin-Reporter3682
17 days ago
That’s funny
Specialist_Shirt8808
17 days ago
lol failed theory.
Ant0n61
17 days ago
LMAO
YouAsk-IAnswer
17 days ago
Good morning??? It’s 4:19 PM
NoSpecial4958
17 days ago
😂😂😂
Make_Plants_Not_War
17 days ago
Say what’s in your heart, not what someone else suggests
BugEquivalents
17 days ago
Good morning beautiful at 4:19 pm
Buzz729
17 days ago
Great advice! Someone reading a good book is the best!
RehanRC
17 days ago
r/comedyheaven
Longjumping_Brain945
17 days ago
Ngl still a good strategy. Like majority of the girls I know read. If you don’t mind putting in the work of reading, you can get some numbers that way.
CapInformal6618
17 days ago
Ladies, do you want to impress your Millennial/Gen-X partner?
Listen to the most recent Joe Rogan Experience episode and ask him what he thinks about Eric Weinstein’s positions on (pick your favorite gaslighting topic)
Any-Abrocoma6217
17 days ago
More interested in flicking the bean than flicking pages.
My ex BF and I bought copies of the same book so that we could read it together. It was a cute idea, but I read it and he didn’t.
M’lady doesn’t read a book? Uncultured swine…
I’m stuck on them saying good morning at 4 pm.
My weird quirk is that I collect racing, motorcycle, and automobile books. I have a lot of them. I mean a LOT. So, if the conversation turns to books and I say, “I’m an avid reader, too!” The next question is always what I’m reading right now and the answer is always something like a history of the attempt to revive the Vanderbilt Cup races in the 1930s. Then it gets quiet.
Personally, I think this is a wonderful idea, but I am a reader, so …
“We need to make books cool again. If you go home with somebody and they don’t have books, don’t fuck em!” -John Waters
she doesn’t read. dump her.
Reminds me of [this](https://youtu.be/8lwQPivfZYQ?si=T9f4iH7nDQH27ITx) for some reason 😂
umm…okay, that’s funny
What a wonderful and subtle screening method! The chose of book being read gives clues on the person. Not reading anything and using profanity to tell you that is a great self screening. Bye, Felicia.
You got to know your audience 😂
That’s when you block her dumb a$$. 🤷🏾♂️
To quote John Waters:
“If you go home with somebody, and they don’t have books, don’t fuck ’em! Don’t sleep with people who don’t read!”
This is just weird
It’s all fun and games until you end up reading some Colleen Hoover shit.
Idiocracy at its finest
Does the book count if it’s in a video game?
I’m literally reading some in Baldur’s Gate 3 right now
I wish a dude would ask me this. If a dude just would ask me this every so often, I’d be wrapped around his little finger
Dodged a bullet, eh?
HAHAHAHA i’m an avid reader, and this was a very funny to me. Feels like I never meet guys that read so, it’s satisfying to see the reverse
Spread those pages
“the book was better than the movie” headass
That’s funny
lol failed theory.
LMAO
Good morning??? It’s 4:19 PM
😂😂😂
Say what’s in your heart, not what someone else suggests
Good morning beautiful at 4:19 pm
Great advice! Someone reading a good book is the best!
r/comedyheaven
Ngl still a good strategy. Like majority of the girls I know read. If you don’t mind putting in the work of reading, you can get some numbers that way.
Ladies, do you want to impress your Millennial/Gen-X partner?
Listen to the most recent Joe Rogan Experience episode and ask him what he thinks about Eric Weinstein’s positions on (pick your favorite gaslighting topic)
More interested in flicking the bean than flicking pages.