A painting at my cousin’s house. Idk why but it cracks me up every time I see it.
Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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Alright Billy, crowd the heck out of the batters box, we’re going to draw a walk because you can’t hit for shit.
Jesus got tired of taking the wheel and decided to take the bat.
Better hit a homer because no way can he run in those sandals.
Careful, he no help with curve ball.
Reminds me of Angels in the Outfield.
I have two of this guys paintings! Another version of this baseball one and a football version that’s equally as puzzling. They are my pride and joy
Are you saying Jesus Christ can’t hit a curve ball?
That catcher is gonna need plastic surgery within a year
Is this why athletes always praise the lord when they do well?
This makes no sense
I’m not religious but lol, great painting
Now post the one of Jesus stealing that guys heroin
This is the most American thing I’ve ever seen
Fuck those kids in Somalia, let’s play baseball!
The catcher must be Jewish
Remember kids, if you lose at sports, it’s because Jesus doesn’t like you
Dunking Basketball Jesus is also a great one.
What happens when he strikes out? Does it cause doubt in self or Jesus? Shame.
The joke is: Jesus has a boner
JESUS take the bat
It’s all in the hips.
Imagine being that catcher like watching Jesus spend all this quality time having a blast teaching your buddy to bat and then all jesus does is like give you a brief smile and a pat on the shoulder because he’s Jesus so ofc he’s gunna get a home run and you’re not there for any real reason
Jesus 😆
I’m half tempted to photoshop that into Obi-Wan Kenobi teaching kids how to swing a lightsaber.
“It’s all in the hips, yeah. It’s all in the hips. It’s all in the hips.” – Jesus Chubbs Christ
Jesus is going to let you take the rap for when the ball goes through the neighbors window though.
He’s about to get a trinity of bases!
I once knew a girl who was in a fundamentalist Christian family and they had a picture on the wall of all their children (there were 4 or 5 of them) with Jesus in the middle because he was the centre of their family. My friend and I thought it was really weird. Even weirder – At this girl’s wedding, her dad publicly high fixed his friend because his daughter and her now husband had abstained from sex during their courtship.
Short king
Jesus had one hell of a dental plan
Would’ve been more appropriate (or inappropriate) if it was a pastor instead of Jesus.
It cracks you up because it’s fucking ridiculous 😂
Hope he has a hat for his bat
why are jesus’ arms whiter than the white kids?
I get the sentiment, but there’s something about Jesus manipulating the results of a child’s baseball game that I can’t stop chuckling at.
“There was one pair of footprints at home because you were pinch hitting for me”
Angels in the Outfield 2, Jesus Boogaloo
Jesus has an annoying orange face
What’s crazy is that probably took someone a long time to actually paint. I always wonder if the artists who do things like are into it or if they just know it will sell