Elon Musk, Senior Advisor to the President of the United States since 2025.
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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“My Arrakis. My dune!” – Baron Elon
Elon Musk and Donald Trump.
Christ on a cracker, is that real?
Lardon Musk
**🚨Note: FACT CHECK ALERT🚨** – This photo is **100% real**. It was uploaded by the Associated Press on July 23rd 2023 during a vacation musk had to Jeffrey Epstein’s Island. In this picture Elon is wearing a wet towel around his mutilated man penis shortly after his botched surgery.
Not pictured is Donald J. Trump destroying a McDonalds double quarter pounder while attempting for the 10th time to complete the kids crossword puzzle given to him by “Ronald McDonald”.
Future vice president JD Vance also not pictured is dragging a used couch in which he had previously fucked the cushions of back to the mansion to cuddle and have a bottle of wine with.
*^(This is 100% incorrect but given the state of fact checking who the fuck cares)*^(.)
He looks like an alien wearing a human suit.
How about we mock him for being a fascist instead of fat? Only one of those things matters.
He looks like Baron Harkonnen from Dune!
I believe this is slightly edited, but I’ve seen the unedited photos and the idea that THIS man thinks he’s superior to other people is just amazing. So pathetic.
ETA:
[Here’s](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11028127/amp/Elon-Musk-pokes-fun-photos-showing-shirtless-yacht-Mykonos.html) a link to the real photo. Not that different.
That’s a beached beluga if I’ve ever seen one.
This subreddit has a real problem with fake photos, and also fake tweets.
I despise Elon just like any sane person does but the mods should be removing photoshopped posts immediately. Especially the ones with fake tweets, that’s just literal disinformation no different to what MAGA do. Yet these things get left up and receive thousands of upvotes and traction.
The Ketamine Whale
As if half of Reddit mods don’t look like this
That chain and whatever the hell he is wearing, scream AI.
Reminds me of how senator kelly looked before he melted into water in the first xmen movie
What happened to body positivity? What happened to no fat shaming? What happened to healthy at any size???
He looks like s Cybertruck turned sideways
Trump’s body twin!
Dude looks like he ate Trump
Elon the Hut….what’s on the other end of that leash
Harkonnen vibes.
So now we body shame?
Don’t forget body shaming is okay as long as you don’t like the person.
Are you shaming someone because of how they look? What the hell does that have to do with anything? You’re part of the problem
Is that not Baron Harkonnen? Equally disgusting
Hawt