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Yoda should have given Anakin advice on controlling his urges to kill kids.
I think the fact that Baby Yoda is a literal infant with no concept of morality or any desire beyond finding food is also a very important piece of context. Not that that lessens my hatred for him of course
I think Yoda’s crippling ketamine addiction had the side effect of mellowing him out.
I think that was the theme of last year’s Fortnite event
also other of yoda’s species don’t talk like yoda
Paarthurnax quote goes here
War crimes, I am guilty.
Tax fraud, I’ve committed.
In what alternate universe is Yoda a pacifist?
“Put baby in Yoda mouth”.
Person who only thinks about Baldur’s Gate: “this is giving me major Baldur’s Gate vibes”
(it’s me, i’m person)
Yodas are space orcs
Time to Tism Out about Creatures again
Yoda’s species (YS for short) are never seen in the ‘wild’, or just around the galaxy. We only have fully grown Jedi (Yoda and Yaddle) and Grogu, who was initially in the Jedi Temple pre Mando. This says to me that they may not have developed their own space travel and only visitors (Jedi looking for babies) go there to bring younglings back.
Yoda sees a shadow form of himself in S6E12. This is obviously his ‘dark side’ that he must fight. But theres something a bit interesting about the shadow Yoda. Its very goblinoid, very Smeagol like. It has full body hair and runs on all fours. I dont think we’ve ever seen such a ‘feral’ manifestation of the dark side. But i will suggest this: a lot of characters who see ‘dark side selves’, the selves are usually visually distinct in some way to show ‘what could’ve been’. Its like two alternate universes just talking to each other sometimes, which is my theory for this shadow Yoda. If he wasn’t taken in by the Jedi alllll thossseeee yonnnkkkkkksssss agggggooooo he might’ve become this feral untrained version on his home planet doing god knows what.
Which reminds of my last point, their *infancies* alone are sooooo lonnngggggg (50 years minimum as with Grogu) which suggests to me that they’re incredibly safe throughout their most of childhoods and don’t have predators. (Makes me wonder what they’re developing *so long* for at all) Considering Grogu’s behaviour, they could be the damn apex predators, the biggest things on their home planet covered in otherwise vole-sized creatures for all we know.
So yeah, in my theory, Yoda is only sagely and nice because he was raised by The Sagely and Nice people and not the potentially default Smeagol Goblins at home.
Yoda is Paarthurnax.
This also describes humans.
Wasn’t there an episode of The Clone Wars that basically showed this? Today goes on a quest to learn how to do the Force ghost thing after death, and confronts his dark side, and it’s just an evil goblin
It’s kinda hardcore
Ok, I didn’t bother watching anything past the first few episodes shortly after it came out.
I know kid has some access to the force (and that Ahsoka shows up), but that’s about it. Is the goblin an actually interesting character, instead of a plot device/merchandise bait?
When did he say that?
Dont waste mental energy on corporate media products designed to appear as art.