We’d definitely be the evil alien invaders if given the chance
Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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If we were to find life elsewhere, we’d probably just try and kill it and eat it and then endlessly compare it to or pair it with bacon.
More than likely there are aliens out there, and they haven’t talked tp us because we aren’t worth the time. We’re cavemen to them.
I’ve already got my eyes set on that planet where it rains diamonds. It’s mine, see? Everybody back away, see?
Extincts entire biosphere, looks up and asks ‘Who’s next?’
Let’s recreate helldivers when we get to meet aliens
*Evil Laughter*
The universe is a dark forest. Only prey are loud
“Asking for a friend”
If this is telling me I should eat less than 3 pounds of meat per day I’m triggered 😤
100%, I went from ironically joking that Thanos was right to now really believing it. We’re a cancer upon the world and ourselves
Well how else will we get that alien bussy.
Alright this one is peak, I belly-laughed
Egjactly
Imagine an alien steak🤤