meirl
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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You’ve got a shovel. You are going to die anyway. Take a swing.
I would say yes enthusiastically out of pure spite so they couldn’t get the satisfaction of killing me because I would literally die if I had to dig a large hole quickly
Well either you dig and die quick or we can make it awfully slow and painful.
I’m so lazy I don’t even like watching people work. I’m afraid they’ll ask for help.
Thats why they get two guys to dig one grave. Each one thinks they’re gonna get spared if they’re obedient enough, and failed to consider that you can fit two guys in at once if they dig deep enough
Everybody digs
OP so lazy they didn’t even crop off the fact they stole this meme from this sub, booo
Exactly! If you’re gonna kill me, i’m not gonna do anything you demand! Eat shit, Nazi!
I prefer to stay away from situations in which that happens.
deep thoughts
Just agree and then take a swing at them with the shovel.
Well, they’re giving you a shovel right? Dig the hole and hope for an opportunity to stave their skull in with the shovel.
Civil disobedience
The alternative is probably not as quick and painless
Finally someone said it!
But Manuel is such a nice gentleman
I’d just dig slowly and never finish it.
They’re giving you a shovel tho- take the shovel and hit them?
They’re gonna kill you anyway might as well give it a college try?
Okay, but have you considered… Digging hole fun?
They don’t tell you you’re digging your own till after you’re finished.
I’ll dig the hole if they give me a shovel.
Which is immediately getting swung at their head.
But if it’s a dig that hole with your bare hands kinda situation. I’m just going to try my luck with an old fashioned game of try gouge their eyes out with my fingers.
If you don’t dig your death will be a lot more painful and slow is the usual deal offered.
Legit, it probably takes hours to dig a grave.
What are the guys supposed to do in the meantime? I always wondered
Oh shit look it’s the cops!
*Whack*
If I’m digging they’re going to have to wait quite a while.