JD I wouldn’t do that. That’s a load bearing couch.
CelticSith
12 days ago
Now *this* is absolute shitposting, chef’s kiss
PrestigiousAvocado21
12 days ago
Sigh, I don’t even have the heart to really even shitpost today considering how awful this is.
Well, I’ll give it a shot. “Donald Trump, you will die a terrible, terrible death!” “WHAT?!” “Oh, sorry, that was for our last caller. JD Vance, you will die a terrible, terrible death!”
Zelenskyy: โYou ugly, hate-filled man!โ
Trump: โHey, hey, I may be ugly and hate-filled, but Iโฆ umโฆ. What was the third thing you said?โ
JD Vance: I LOVE PETER THIEL AND WHEN I GROW UP I WANNA MARRY HIM!
I swear this sub is the only thing keeping me sane with how much of a circus politics is right now
JD I wouldn’t do that. That’s a load bearing couch.
Now *this* is absolute shitposting, chef’s kiss
Sigh, I don’t even have the heart to really even shitpost today considering how awful this is.
Well, I’ll give it a shot. “Donald Trump, you will die a terrible, terrible death!” “WHAT?!” “Oh, sorry, that was for our last caller. JD Vance, you will die a terrible, terrible death!”
I knew there was a reason I held onto this one
JD Vance needs to shut the fuck up when grown folks be talking.
Zelensky: Donald Trump, ***you are the worst human being I’ve ever met.***
Trump: Hey, I got off pretty easy!
Couch fucker just cost America half a trillion dollars worth of minerals. Oopsie
To Rubio: โand as for you, I donโt know you, but Iโm sure youโre a jerk!!!โ
Non-voting liberals: “Hey we need to have calm discourse!”
“okay, duuuuuuuuuuuuude. Don’t have a cow maaaaan. Here’s a phrase you’ll need to know for the new global order: NOTHING HAPPENED IN 1989!”
Thereโs only one room that has jd vance, but it has too much jd vance
Donny doesnโt believe in insurance, he considers it a form of gambling with World War III.
Look at Vanceโs stupid cry baby face.
To be fairs. Itโs hard to talk when his mouth is full
Of putinโs cm.
Amazing.
I knew someone on here would do something amazing, I just didnโt know how amazing it would be. Bravo ๐
Someone send this to him via x
Let’s see how fast it gets taken down
Couch fuckers need the most attention
Hey I may be orange and fascistโฆ what was the third thing you said!?
JD Vance/Trump: Have you thanked us once for the weapons that we’ve stopped shipping to you?
JD needs more eyeliner so maybe people will take him more seriously.
“Donald, you are the worst human being I have ever met.”