Someone taught my dad brain rot slang
Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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Sounds like you are getting tilted
Ok but this is kinda funny
Why does the counter top need twin propellers?
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Let your old man have some fun
I find this sweet. Not at all infuriating.
Nah, you said you were stomping them too hard to eat the dinner he made. That allows some banter back from dad, I think his reply was wonderful. Please tell him the internet supports him!
so did you goon?
or they will goon you? sorry???
Are you 10? I would laugh so hard if my dad send me this
You better get down there and eat some skibidi food because dads cooking is on fleek
Are those salt & peppers with propeller blades?
Tilted is a gaming term (mainly poker) that’s been around for decades.
Dads will be dads
Sounds like a great dad. Just remember, the more it embarrasses you, the more he is required to do it. It’s Dad Law.
you don’t realize coming from your mouth it sounds exactly as ridiculous?
Also when someone prepares a meal for you and you ignore them, that’s incredibly disrespectful and dad kind of earned the right to tease you over this.
You’re cooked
How is this infuriating. This is the funniest shit ever
_And the cat’s in the cradle and the silver spoon_
_Tried to use new slang like “tilted” and “goon”_
_”When we gonna eat, son?” “I don’t know when”_
_”But we’ll have the chargrilled then, dad”_
_”You know we’ll have some chargrilled then…”_
Overcompensate by using academic style writing, if that’s even possible for you as you can’t use uppercase letters even for I.
Dad be gooning you
man its nice to see silly and actual mildly infuriating posts in this sub every now and then
I have no idea what any of those words mean and I really don’t care to learn.
This is amazing. I can’t wait to terrorize my kid with whatever shit they’re saying in a decade.
Okay but what the fuck are those things in your countertop?
Fuck you for thinking this is any level of infuriating, your old man is a good dad.
You have a cool dad make sure you love him
I taught my father brainrot slangs and I regret it. I feel nothing but despair.
what are those elicopters on your table
What’s mildly infuriating about this?
You have 53 unread text messages? Bruh.
This ain’t infuriating. This is you having a cool dad
I’m the youngest in one of my friend groups of teachers, software analysts, other tradies, and union reps, who are all married and have mortgages… but I’m a cusper, so I also have younger friends. And sometimes things like “bet” and “wuhluhwuh” come out of my mouth around my older friends, and I get relentlessly mocked and honestly, it just makes me want to do it more out of spite lol.
I give your old man props. He probably came up in an era of “lawl” and asking complete strangers for their ASL, or earlier, and even just being on the edge of that, I’m tired and my back hurts
You’d have loved to hear the rot that we used to say on Xbox when they first come out though, everyone was abusing everyone and it’s just what we done and apart of being competitive, your dad sounds like a OG that used to make kids rage quit.
My guess would be you taught him
Your dad got that sigma rizz frfr
You’re in the wrong sub, this is funny
Goon u
Lol, what are the 2 gold things on the table?
Hit ‘em with that riz op.
Pops is bouncing on his schisms
True story right there, if you don’t eat, they will goon you. They gooned me good, they gooned me real good.
Tilted??
This is hilarious because I’m doing exactly the same with my daughter, I don’t have a clue what half the words mean though. Gyattt