Why do they think they’re going to heaven?

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God has the opportunity to do the funniest thing with skywriting right now.

Yeah Lindsey isn’t he supposed to be all knowing? He doesn’t have to ask. He already knows you’re a spineless pos

That’s the problem with religion. Thinking you don’t really suffer consequences for your actions here on earth cause God will save me when I die. They think they get another shot in a made up heaven

God will already know, Lindsey. That’s why you need to do better in this life. Eternity is forever, darling boy.

“Welcome home Lindsey” – Lucifer

I wonder if he thinks god loves gays or not?

The amount of mental gymnastics the GOP has to perform in order to justify supporting a racist, a rapist and a lying felon is astounding.

I love how the most evil people in our society think they’re going to heaven

Because they are genuinely delusional enough to believe they’re doing the right thing. They just can’t fathom being in the wrong. No matter how much the evidence tells them otherwise.

Brilliant

Everyone goes in front of the judge; and yeah trump probably won’t come up if you aren’t an accomplice.

I don’t know man, I don’t believe in the Revelations antichrist, but if I did, Trump checks a surprisingly large number of boxes.

I guess Lindsay hasn’t anticipated how high Trump’s body count will get. And by that, of course, I mean dead people. Not the other body count.

He presumes he knows what God will say to him.. how Lindsey Graham!

Uhhhh…you sure about that bro?

I wouldn’t want to go to any heaven that includes people like him.

So he just pretends to know what God has planned? I’m sure most of the time people say the exact opposite

Because of their get out of jail card. I confessed I believed in Jesus as my personal lord and Savior so I get to go to heaven

They forget about the goats and sheep thing Jesus mentioned…

“At one point, I asked Giuliani whether he worried about how this chapter of his life would affect his legacy.”I don’t care about my legacy,” he told me. “I’ll be dead.” [The New Yorker]” – there’s a simple explanation as to how so much unchristian behavior is perpetrated by the the party promoting Christian nationalism; if we re-examine our priors.

No, but he will be asked how you treated “the least of these.” And he will fail.

I was raised Catholic, I’ll yell you why, he he’s Catholic, why he thinks that.

1 Peter 3:21 Baptism now saves you

Mark 1:14 Repent and believe in the gospel

Hebrews 11:6 Without faith, it is impossible to please him

So as long as you’re Baptized, believe that Jesus is your lord and savior, and Repent your transgressions and sin, God will forgive and love you, and allow you into his kingdom.

It’s a good thing that Charlie Sykes knows not to assume this. After all, he spent his entire political life promoting the assholes who built this shitcastle.

I’m sure he and Lindsey will have plenty of time to discuss it in Hell though.

For Lindsey to even say he knows what God is going to say is blasphemy and shows he is not a real Christian.

I hope he does see god. I hope god goes Old Testament on him.

Lucky miss graham there is no god

Can’t support killing of children in masses then expect red carpet to heaven.

What is God?

Thats the funny thing-if he believed in God(which he doesnt-thats all show for the gullible)-god wont ask him-god already knows-he wont get past the gate and St Peter. Thats their arrogance, ‘I’ll just put on the ole sales job-even to god. His believers believe me, so will he-sucker’.

Whoooff

It is obvious from the way they behave most Christians don’t actually believe in God.

jeeze i felt that burn just reading it. too bad he won’t though. probably a badge of honor for his ilk.

According to the majority of his constituents in SC, homosexuality is a sin. So he has something else to worry about.

Yeah Lindsay, put on your sunscreen, where you’re going, it’s gonna be really hot.

Maybe he found a secret message by doing connect the dots with the ladybugs?

Guinness records? Hey, yeah. I’ve got a new record here: the world’s only known human that is spineless, gutless, and clueless. Please put Lindsey Graham in your records book and then hit him with it. Thanks! S.C.

But your God May ask about idols and worshipping others above Him, and … well … yeah … all of these kind are ineligible now for their God’s Kingdom. Damned here by their own beliefs, words, and actions.

Surprising to see that from Charlie Sykes

That’s an interesting take considering the one story we have about Jesus getting physically violent was to grifters targeting Christians…

Because only morons believe in religion?

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