If you can’t fix it with WD-40 or Vaseline, it’s unfixable
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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And/Or Duct Tape 🤷🏻♂️😂
Will it fix my marriage
Vaseline for everything
Instructions unclear; my PC fan is now on fire
/j
Vaseline for living things, WD-40 for non-living things. lmao
*sad ‘Duck Tape’ noises
Try arguing with a Korean mum about Vaseline not literally being heaven-dropped
Robitussin has entered the chat.
Vaseline?!?
There are only two tool you need on hand:
Wd-40, and duct tape.
– If it doesn’t move and it should : wd40.
– If it moves and it shouldn’t: duct tape.
The classic problem tree
Does it move: Yes
Should it: No
Duct tap
Dose it move: No
Should it: Yes
WD 40
Duck tape. If you can’t duck it, fuck it. As a dogs moto goes, if you can’t fuck it, piss on it!
Duck Tape. If you can’t duck it, fuck it. As a dogs moto goes, if you can’t fuck it, piss on it.
Duct tape, WD-40, and percussive maintenance.
The trifecta of things that will surprisingly fix most problems
Don’t forget duct tape! Sometimes you want it to stop moving instead of start moving.
How can I get a large marshmallow out of my trombone’s main slide with WD-40 or Vaseline?
Dissolving it in water is a better solution.
Wrong wrong wrong!
If it’s supposed to be moving but it’s not, then wd-40/Vaseline
but if it’s NOT supposed to be moving and it is, then either superglue or duct tape
you forgot that crucial second part!
Haha that’s funny…