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Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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To be fair that’s like $269-worth of American eggs so this is a pretty wild flex
Ah, fried eggs and raspberries a timeless combination.
Where’s the toast?
You can’t have fried egg without toast. It’s illegal.
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Probably only around 250 calories, depending if butter or oil was used for cooking the eggs. Definitely a reasonable sized breakfast for a woman on a diet!
Seriously though a few eggs and some raspberries is a snack
My 10 month old daughter (a veeery small woman) eats more than this every breakfast
Y’all crazy, 3 eggs for breakfast is solid.
I’m an average height man and I usually eat little to nothing for breakfast.
That glass of water looking fucking *refreshing*
Who has dippy eggs without toast?
“Hah, you’re the other gender”
NEXT ON RARE INSULTS
My 3yo daughter would eat that for a snack 😂
Am I crazy? Or is 3 eggs more than enough for breakfast.
Honestly I skip breakfast anyway.
Doesn’t look like much but man, three eggs is surprisingly filling.
I think he just meant, “Man, breakfast!”
This insult sucks
Eggs and raspberries together on the same plate is an insult.
Only thing missing is the cigarette and it’s a French breakfast
I’ve seen breakfast like this on edtwt
These days that’s a pretty luxurious breakfast
3 eggs? A madman! 2 eggs is the appropriate amount for a complete breakfast, two!
When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large.
More like petite brunch
Or a small garden finch
3 eggs and berries? My guy is cosplaying as a fantasy peasant living in a rural village where birds sing everyday
Buddy that’s a light snack
Id say a man’s breakfast is pretty much any food youre not taking a picture and posting on social media
That’s dinner for 2
Looks pretty decent to me. But I’m not a misogynistic loser.
And why exactly is this an insult? Is eating a performance to you all?
That doesn’t look like a Dare iced coffee and 2 cigarettes
To be fair, a typical man’s breakfast is a travel mug with coffee, in the car.
that’s so stupid. this isn’t Roshar, there aren’t man meals and woman meals. breakfast is breakfast.
If that’s a man’s breakfast then wtf am I eating 🤔
lol I love the response lol
lol, Twitter bigots just being hateful towards each other now that everyone has left.
When I was a lad I ate 4 dozen eggs, every morning to help me get large. And now that I’m grown I eat a banana and some cereal maybe, because eggs are too expense.
I think this was posted a flex because of how expensive eggs are rn..
This is the breakfast of a man that works out. Then he eats 4 other small protein-based meals a day and has a six pack. You are doing excellently nutritionally
Yep. One less egg and this is one of my common diet breakfasts. I am, in fact, a small woman.
NO TOAST? BLASPHEMY!
It’s an okay breakfast. What’s weird is needing your masculinity to be validated via food choices
maybe hes cutting
Three bites of eggs and one bite of berries
r/stupidinsults
5 eggs scrambled take it or leave it
Wow no wonder so many people are obese in America. 2 fried eggs and a slice of toast is my go to for breakfast about 350 calories. Which is roughly equivalent to what is pictured here.
It’s 400-500 cals y’all. Not a full meal but definitely not a light snack either.