Canada will never be part of America, Mark Carney says after winning PM race
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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Nor should it be.
In the world of dumb ideas, Trump certainly holds the top 20 spots.
Trump is a terrorist. MAGAs still lick his balls but the majority of us hate this traitor. And we love canada. Fuck him more.
Canada should change the name of the US to South Canada on their maps
As an American, I say good. Put this megalomaniacial, egotistical asshat (and his oligarchical overlord) that half my country voted for in his place. Rest assured that the other 50% of us recognize y’all as strong and independent friends.
The current strategy seems to be to piss off all our allies and to become friends with as many of our former enemies as possible not sure what the end goal to it is, maybe to weaken the US so we are easier to take over or fight?
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. When you’re president you lose the right to joke about taking over a country. So to anyone saying he was joking. No he wasn’t. Public servants lose certain rights when you sign up for the job. Ask the military.
CIGA: Canada Is Great Already
Trump/Musk have some of the dumbest ideas I’ve ever heard. Glad someone is standing up to him/them
But… can parts of america become part of canada?
I can’t believe he even had to say that. What a sad state of affairs. Fuck Donald Trump.
[Only two things scare me and one of them’s nuclear war.](https://youtu.be/ZXRfnIfFYFI?si=gsHqS6twtaFkyu1B)
I see. So they are just too good to be as dysfunctional as we are. Orange is the new black face baby.
Seriously, though. Trump needs to stop playing around. Why would anyone want to join our circus? We have our own problems that need to be addressed.
All he has to do is tell the Department of the Interior to rename Canada “North United States” and boom, a week later Google Maps changes the name. Easy-peasy maple syrup squeezy.
/s
For extra clarity: fuck the traitorous orange cunt.
Carney is a tough dude…I’ve had to deal with him a few times for some interviews. Will be interesting to see how the next few years will play out.
The dumbest thing about it isn’t that Trump said Canada should be a part of the United States. I mean, that is dumb though.
It’s that he said it should be the 51st state. Canada is massive. It has its own provinces. Not even Canada is dumb enough to just have one land called “Canada” and treat it as one giant entity. It has its own “states”. Did this dumb orangutan really think the entirety of Canada would be one bigass state? A state the size, if not bigger, than the rest of the country? If anything, Texas would be pissed, even though Alaska is bigger.
Why do we live in the clown timeline?
Carney will be an excellent leader for Canada, and he will further show his US counterparts up for the clowns they are.
Imagine showing this headline to somebody 10 years ago. They’d think he was the crazy one.
Good
Please annex WA instead. Make us a province or territory, we don’t care. Just don’t take Oregon along too, cause fuck Oregon.
Imagine reading this headline before Trump came on the scene and how laughable it would have been to even think it needed to be said.
But, are you OK with border states of the U.S. becoming part of Canada? We might need that option.
Isn’t it strange that they aren’t clamoring to join this shit show?
The U.S. is being voted off the island, Donald. Thanks for that, you over-bronzed, reality show hack.
You know we, the US, are screwed when a statement as ludicrous as this is serious.
This should never be a talking point, a plan, or anything.
I’d rather us be apart of Canada. *satire, but take your shot, idgaf* 😂
I mean, technically they are American, just not part of the US. I get that we, “the Americans” from the US, took that label for ourselves but the rest of the world really doesn’t have to feed our egos. Call us United States-ians. Or, United Staticians. Or come up with a decidedly Canadian name for us. I’m open to all suggestions.
Did he say “America?”
Cause…. It already is part of America. He means it won’t be part of the United States.
Canadians, how do you feel about adopting the west coast? Asking for a friend.
I didn’t even know Canada got a new PM.
Can someone explain to me why the U.S. is always seen as America, when we are quite obviously just a part of North America? Canada is already a part of America. They just aren’t a part of the USA.
He needs to start saying he wants Alaska, Alaska will be Canadian, blah blah blah. Put the shit goblin on defense and laugh at his dumb threats.
Would you accept parts of America into Canada?
We are part of America. Those bitches don’t get to have the name. We are not part of the US of A.
Well duh, anyone thinking this is actually a possibility is delusional
Isn’t Canada part of North America? Just say USA for clarity
It is part of America. I think it’s the US that they won’t be part of.
The threats of violence, sanctions, and invasions are themselves violence, sanctions, and invasions.
My country is behaving like the spoiled child they elected, use whatever course of correction necessary
Sad thing is everyone, including Trump, knows that. He says crap for the inevitable reaction.
Idk why no one thinking Canada and the US being on the verge of war is insane…
I feel like I’M going insane.
I thought Canada’s next PM was set to be a lady, can’t remember her name but she was the former editor of the Financial Times or something, what happened to her?
Just to be clear the citizens of the US don’t want that either. We just want to continue being good neighbors. These clowns at the top are the only ones who really want that.
Didn’t carney move billions into America after the election to save on taxes? God bless America
If trump living in a persons head was an Olympic sport this subreddit would take Gold Silver and Bronze
So be part of Africa or Australia?
Trump is making friends all over the world /s