Slaughtering millions of sentient bullets by shooting them while trying to kill my past.
Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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Farm Simulator….
…um…not filing out my tractor loan application properly?
Uhhh… multiple accounts of assault, murder, theft, grave robbing, destroying priceless relics, probably tax evasion, hoarding a single kind of dairy product, and…uhhhhhhhh… joining a guild for assassins.
turning into a werewolf and destroying a shit ton of property and being connected to the world ripping apart
It is never a crime to defend Super Earth from its advancing enemies, and I believe the subject who implies I could be arrested for such actions should be sent to a re-education camp and promptly have their brains removed and placed into sentry turrets so that their hatred may still aide our cause.
Warframe.
“Oh no…”
“Oh dear…”
Slavery (Minecraft)
Killing immense amount of wild life (monster hunter)
Shooting a bazooka at a worm
Gambling fraud/cheating at poker (balatro)
Smuggling nip-nip
Feeding a convicted murderer tumors in order to overthrow the government and make everyone’s life a lot worse
Vigilanteism
Shooting Nazis (Company of Heroes)
Genocide… >.> (StarCraft)
Infanticide (bloodborne)
Shooting Zombies dressed as a Ninja Turtle. (COD BO6)
Killing the khan (ghost of Tsushima)
Beating up a senator, Metal Gear Rising
In world consequences? None
In the context of this post? Treason, over a ~~thousand~~ million acts of war crimes, criminal mischief well in the billions of dollars in damage.
(Helldivers 2)
Piracy (sea of thieves)
murder, arson, trespassing, resident evil 7
Whooo boy, let’s see, conspiracy to commit and accessory to assault, breaking and entering, theft, racketeering, extortion, poaching, kidnap, arson, public drunkenness, mail fraud, money laundering, identity theft, and lots and lots and lots of murder. (Baldur’s Gate 3)
Large scale slaughtering of undead creatures (and maybe a few innocents) (OG God of War)
Grand Theft Auto, and also probably lots of murder
Genocide. (World of Warcraft Classic)
Not my fault the denizens of the Scarlet Monastery give such efficient XP.
Regicide (chess)
Phasmophobia: so probably breaking and entering or theft
Playing soccer with my car
Poaching and animal cruelty. (Monster hunter.)
Beating up the Foot Clan
Flying into a crowd of spectators with a rusted out shitbox i built in my garage (My Summer Car)
torturing koroks
StarCraft 2 co-op….