Trump signs executive order instructing stocks to go back up after markets close.
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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Ohh looks like it’s working already!!! Wait, my phone was upside down
He didn’t tweet today after market closed, this is new and news.
For a half second, I actually thought this was real.
He has almost killed satire.
I honestly have a hard time discerning these days.
LMAO 🤣 THE ONE ☝️
I expect him to sign an executive order tomorrow abolishing stock market indices, so that there won’t be any metrics left to contradict his claim that we are all making money bigly.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dude has failed at most everything he does, we’re in for a nightmare.
I heard he signed an executive order to blame someone else.
You can tell this motherfucker eats ice cream for breakfast every day.
😂
If only eggs weren’t so expensive, we could throw them at him…..
Everyone’s so wrecked by all this that the bigly bounce has already been priced in. Sad!
If the stock market refuses to go back up, he will tariff the stock market until it does. He holds all the cards.
Also reciprocal rate cut to any country that does a rate cut.
Most stocks have stayed very RED after market.
Literally not clear if this is a joke. I think he is writing it as we speak while Navarro acts as a desk.
He told the stock market . Go up, or you will face tariffs like never seen before!
Bro you made me google it bro
No crayon ?
Such a big crayon for such small hands
At this point I can’t tell if this is fake, real, the onion. 😂
A tariff on bears
Why doesn’t he just fix the chart with his sharpy instead?
He should just fix the chart with his magic sharpy.
Is this a joke?
I hate the fact that I can’t tell.
Yo just go play golf for 4 years and leave us all alone
He is Note to self check my offshore accounts.
New executive order to swap the red with green color
This man once redirected a hurricane with a sharpie. Imagine what he could do to a stock market chart.
squeek squeek squeek
FLOL
Did Trump learn this technique from Xi Jinping?
Make the stock market great again, Trump!
We need tarriffs on stocks AND bonds mr president!
I’m dreaming about this too! lol~ 😂 he just needs to cancel all his tariff plans and boom done.
Everybody thanks china!!!! They stop the bleeding for a bit
Dummy.
Finally, the Fred Trump law gets invoked
If only it was that simple.