Used car salesmen
Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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This is the part where Trump has gone inside to talk to his boss about whether he can make the deal, and his boss has come out on the lot to close it.
I sincerely think Trump would be horrible at it. I don’t think there is a thing in the world he would be good at.
Well, he’s the champion of the world in narcissism.
Next we’ll see them hawking Brawndo
That’s all Donnie is anyway. A fucking salesman, and crooked one at that
The fact that he’s spent years talking about how electric cars are crap is the icing on this sh#t cake. Add in that he doesn’t drive and is writing a check to pay for this? Why isn’t he using his bitcoin? Sure his maga cult is watching and trying to decide between buying a Tesla or a dozen eggs.
I don’t know… he’s doing a pretty good job as a Russian asset.
This is literally the used car salesman meme. The Red tesla represents the stock market crash..
Not even…
They went through all the effort of putting that shameless display together and the brain dead in chief couldn’t even say tesla properly.
“Ermigerd Tesler!”
Why didn’t he stand next to a cybertruck? He would have looked even more ridiculous…
That car is now unsellable. An old man in a stinky diaper just sat in it. That smell will never leave.
I didn’t even think they were particularly good at it. “Wow it’s all computer” and “it’s like a golf cart but faster” were not exactly award-winning sales pitch.
Bet the bill of sale is a bunch of IOUs.
Musk’s desperation in the face of the crumbling of Tesla is clear as day with this stunt.
Idiocracy!
beat part is musk is 6 foot 2 and trump claims to be 6 foot 3….
Off topic, but I think Trump is actually 5’2”
What was the name of that German guy who promoted the VW Beetle back in 1938?
Lemon salesmen
That’s optimistic to suggest they’ll succeed at selling those fuckwit cars.
In another world, Donald is just a shitty car salesman barely making enough to keep the lights on.
Stop complaining about the price of eggs! Also buy Teslas!
Looking at the numbers, at least one of them can’t sell cars anymore
”Would you buy a car from that man?”
Don’t insult used car salesmen like that!
Oh hey, Hitler did the same thing with Volkswagen.
BREAKING NEWS!
Terminated for sexual harassment
At least when there’s no requirement to do the job well.
Here we see them both trying to sell an obvious lemon.