If web trackers were people

If a website doesn’t allow you to read the content of the website without accepting cookies, whatever you do, do not try to reload the page and input ctrl+a and ctrl+c before the cookie pop up appears. This will select all the text of the website and copy it to your clipboard, something that isn’t allowed without accepting cookies usually.

If you already did that accidentally, there’s still time for you to save yourself from being a meany to the website. Just don’t press ctrl+shift+V in your built-in notepad. This will paste the text of the website you accidentally copied onto the notepad with no images and no cookie pop up. Very bad.

Or don’t press f12 and delete the html part that has the cookie pop up by easily identifying where it is because hovering over html elements in the code highlights the elements on the page.

“Hey, what are you looking at? Oh, just everything you do online.”