Nothing beats an English breakfast.
Friday, 14 Mar 2025
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Not just any sunlight, English sunlight, which of course is barely any sunlight at all.
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In this case the rare in rare insults has two meanings
Fook that.
Looks like the bacon was cooked using hopes and dreams & the sausages from a single whisp of candlelight.
As a Brit I disapprove of this photo. Way too undercooked
Cooked under a heated argument.
The sausage and bacon still oinking.
The breakfast would have been better roasted from the insults.
Rare sosig
As my old chef would say (rip Chef Brophy) it looks like you’re trying to give that meal a sun tan.
not just any sunlight, british sunlight!
Looks like it was cooked over a heated argument.
My cough syrup has more flavour than that
Ngl though a full English after a night of drinking is 10/10
Looks like it was cooked with insults
OOP cooked that with the heat his brain produced by thinking really hard
That sausage is still twitching.
That is the worst full english I have had to see.
Bad cooks are everywhere though.
Looks good. But it does look undercooked.
As an Englishman, I’d be checking those sausages for a pulse
There’s no bread and no tomatoes in that picture.
English breakfast is actually pretty good, not sure why this looks so bad. Looks like take out, which is almost always worse than it looks in the restaurant.
Where’s the fried tomato?
I am not sure if UK food gives diarrhea or stops it.
Modern medicine might be able to beat it.
It’s Britain.. Of course they didn’t cook it with sunlight. It’s just slightly wind burnt.
Sunlight is too spicy, they pulled this out the fridge and let it mature.
Do you want brain worms?
Because that’s how you get brain worms.
I was born and grew up in the UK and moved to another country in my 40s towards the end of the 1990s. Some time after I left, American hash browns got incorporated into an English Breakfast. I’d never even heard of them when I lived in the UK and not once were they offered to me as a breakfast item. Canned baked beans were unknown in the UK until the US company, Heinz, built a factory there in the early 20th century. It seems American influence is invading the Full English one item at a time.
I want mine slightly burnt and I’ll pass on the beans and mushrooms. Add some toast and tomatoes and I’m game. Maybe an oatcake somedays.
I think my breakfast crapped out that breakfast
Looks raw AF
One pan breakfast?
I’m the light breakfast kind of person, this would be a nightmare to have to eat in the morning.
Damn, that bacon is still oinking
No blood sausage? No tomatoes?
Nah, someone rubbed their palms together really fast nearby to cook this.
Sunlight??? Did they cook at night?
Was it walked through a warm room?
Bro cooked it with good intentions
This looks like what I’d make for a dog the morning I’m taking him for his final car ride
That looks like it was cooked over a heated conversation …..
They showed it a picture of an oven and called it a day
It probably goes without saying, but that looks atrocious. How could someone honestly post this thinking this looked appealing?