Finding an actual job is hard

“We are like a family”

“Tell me more about that”

“Well, the ceo doesn’t get invited to company gatherings anymore because he has gone…. Upstate.

2 of the VPs haven’t spoken to each other for ten years because of a thing with Tracey.

We have had to ban politics in the lunch room because Brian has weaponised it…and there is a chores list on the fridge that nobody likes, but everyone has to do on Saturdays”