meirl
Monday, 17 Mar 2025
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Omg lmao! I’m laughing because when I was a preteen my late Dad washed my absolute favorite dry clean only sweater and dried it in the dryer. It was so small that I ended up using it for my cat lol!! God love him he felt so bad. Thx for a great memory.
“This shirt is dry clean only, which means it’s dirty.” -Mitch Hedberg
I’m no washing expert, sorry, but what does “dry clean only” mean? How do you clean fabric without water? Like imagine you got some soup on that sweater, how do you remove the stain?
I went home for the holidays and needed to do laundry. Told my dad I’d was his clothes too, but only if he’s okay with them being washed my way.
“What’s that mean?”
“My way has a high attrition rate”
That’s what the light cycle is for
I don’t buy anything dry clean only, but hand-wash items are going straight in the washing machine 🤷🏻♀️
Edited because my phone wrote machine twice
This is just a recycled Mitch Hedberg joke
“Don’t tell me what to do” lol
Everything that’s dry clean only I’ve had a ton of luck with hand washing in shampoo, squeezing out excess water, and laying flat to dry 🤷🏻♀️
Best I can do is cold water and medium heat tumble dry.