hmm.. why not like XBOX 10 or something

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Those other ideas sound like football plays.

XBOX XXX 900° ONE

How old is this meme?

Microsoft might not be doing console anymore though, so uhhh… yeah…

We could have had the name Xbox 720, but those fuckers said “ALL IN ONE” WATCH TV. TV TV TV WATCH TV.

Microsoft has always been pretty stupid with its product names. They skipped Windows 9 for whatever reason. I seem to recall their CEO (can’t remember if it’s the current guy) saying that Windows 10 would be the absolute last major version, it would all be incremental updates from that point, but whaddya know? Win 11.

Their naming schemes are just ass.

Since windows left it alone, XBOX 9?

Xbox TWO

Or

X-5

The Xbox naming convention is the average Xbox players gamertag

I think they could get away with calling the next Xbox ‘Xbox 5’ because there were two Xbox Series consoles.

At least as a technicality

They didn’t do this because they’d be a number behind PlayStation. XBOX2 against PS3 and so forth… they didn’t like that idea.

Seriously, if I wanted to buy the newest Xbox I would need to invest like five minutes to find out which one it is. And five minutes for brand recognition is an eternity.

Since playstation is 1,2,3 why not make xbox A,B,C?

microsoft really pays idiots to justify ugly console names rather than using an incrementing countes

I could be wrong, but after the original Xbox I remember hearing that Microsoft didn’t want to name it the Xbox 2 because it would have sounded inferior to PlayStation 3, so they ended up going with xbox 360. So now their naming continuity sucks because Microsoft thinks we are all just dumb apes.

Xboneone

gaybox series homo

Bc Xbox is like Apple iPhone lol

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