Would you pay $700 for this?
Tuesday, 18 Mar 2025
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No chance. Missing the ramp and carrot jacuzzi.
If I got charged 700 for this, I’d be pissed ngl
If you did then Imma start making charcuterie too, lots of suckers out there it seems!
Premade dip 😂 maybe $70.
No ramp is crazy
$750 if you add radish roses and a ramp.
To quote the late Meatloaf…..I would do anything for love…..but it won’t do that
Hey man, they gave you SIX pieces of prosciutto and twelve whole strawberries. And is that an entire tub of mint-condition Rondele dip? $700 is a fucking steal, peasant.
Am I getting sucked off under the table at the same time?
No one remembers the lore.
Absofuxkinglutely not.
I might pay $700 for a 3 day cruise with this charcuterie served.
But holy hell for $700 I could purchase and arrange tgis charcuterie, then take my fiancee to a fancy Brazilian steakhouse once a week for a month.
Value for value, not worth my bucks.
No ramp, premade dips, no chance in hell
Where ramp???
never
In a word? No. In two words? Fuck no.
Needs moor ramp brǑțħèř
for anyone who doesn’t know the lore on the ramp, someone posted in here that they made this charcuterie board and sold it for $700. they got roasted the fuck out of and deleted their post and became an instant classic
here’s the pic:
https://imgur.com/a/gLt7QIl
Fuck no but I’d certainly charge $700 for it
Nowhere near $700 unless i was spending corporate money.
No ramp. No cube. There’s fucking strawberries. No, I would not pay 700 for this
no ramp no buy
Look at this image again. Pre-made dip they couldn’t even bother to take out of the carton it came in? If they did this, imagine how cheep everything else probably is. PLEASE be smarter with your money ya’ll.
No. That is not a $700 presentation.
This looks delicious, but it is very much giving “girls’ night at home” vibes. Probably $100 worth of ingredients with 10 minutes put into plating. The plastic container, the stems on the strawberries, the broken crackers that are just sitting in piles, the spoons in the jars. A restaurant should not serve its food that way.
Missing the bowl of shredded carrots with a singular olive in it , and ofcourse the magnificent ramp…
i would pay my rent instead
I had stopped checking reddit for a while, but I’m glad to see charcuterie boards are still 700 bucks.
one halved passion fruit? a few strewn gooseberries? and a nut crusted millstone of god knows what?
sheeyit im just imagining how much great sushi i could have for $700
Interesting…. My dad and I dropped $700 for as much charcuterie as we could get for a party today. Ended up filling an entire dining room table with very high quality meat, cheese and fruit from a local cheese shop. This looks like a MUCH smaller version of what we put together. No way I would ever pay 700 for that
I hope and pray this a joke. I could do this from Trader Joe’s for like 70 bucks lol
Absolutely! I’d also pay $300 for a pack of gum, like? Ingredients in total is like ≈$80-100. The rest is just presentation.
Can i take the PLASTIC bowls home with me? That is a $150 plate
What the fuck lmao that’s like $30 worth of food, even if it was all from erewhon it wouldn’t be close to $700 ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
I’m so glad this has returned.